Favorite line in the movie.


What is everyone's favorite line in the movie? Mine is "If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you." Thanks.

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I've actually used that at a house party! The gal laughed so much, got me a date with her.
Another one I love is when the brakes go out. "Use the emergency brake!" "Take off, the emergency brake never works!"

...Dan

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It's the parking break, not the emergency break.

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It's the parking break, not the emergency break.

It's "brake", not "break"

Teresa
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"It's the parking break, not the emergency break." It's both a parking brake and an emergency brake, mine works, and I've used it for both purposes. (One of the ways an Anti-lock Braking System can fail is to disable braking.) It's also useful for bootleg turns and for starting from a standing stop when going uphill with a manual transmission.

On second thought, don't try bootleg turns: they're dangerous, especially in vehicles with a high center of gravity. So don't do that, and don't drive like my brother.

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hey a 14 year old conversation! oh, and its called the handbrake :p

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"no point in steering now"

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Co-sign. Always been a favorite.

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"Two bowls of split pea soup, eh"

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Lawyer: "It's the press. I'll handle this."
Lawyer proceeds to attack and dismantle every member of the press. Finally, they run off.
Lawyer: "That's how you handle the press."

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"I know a thing or two about electricity."
"OK, 10 years after world war 4."
"I believe that will be no charge for the beer."
"Uh, its just the thing.....a hyperdermic needle.....Excuse me!"

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Chuck Norris for the defense.

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Pam and Bob are waist-deep in beer.

Pam: I think it's getting *warmer* in here.
Bob: I didn't notice anything!

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"the world had been like devemastated by nuclear war. There wasn't anything to do, all the bowling alleys had been wrecked." <in the background> "ACT!"


"fleshy-headed mutant, are you friendly?" "no way, eh!"

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i don't remeber it word for word but its the scence where they are testifying in court:

"I do"
"i do"
"i guess we're married now"

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"He was already dead when I killed him!"

or

"We're with the Department of Justice and we're adjusting the beds."

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I gotta take a leak so bad I can TASTE IT!!

That still cracks me up!!! :P

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God where to start. Try the entire movie, eh. how 'bout this one

"Take off eh, You go to the Looney Bin, I'm going to the brewery."

If you can't have fun doing something, why are you doing it?-me

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I've actually used the line:

"If I didn't have puke breath.... I'd kiss you."

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"No point in steering now."

"No way, eh, you steer this thing!"

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I laughed for about ten minutes when the Judge asked Claude Elsinore what "Timecode" was, and looked all nervous and said
"Just because I don't know what it means....doesn't mean I'm lying."

Oh man, that was the funniest thing ever!

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I loved the part where they're playing with the electro-shock thing, and as Doug wraps it around Bob's head, he says

"If you'd stick to your 12-point maintenance program, we wouldn't have to jump start you like this"


That just about dropped me to the floor.

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"nice effects, eh?"

And, of course, when Bob and Doug walk in on their parents and their father, voiced by the late Mel Blanc, yells, "Take off, eh!"

"It's a jelly."

"I could crush your skull... like a nut... but I won't. Because I need you." Or was it head? either way. What a great movie.

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take off eh, you're drivin

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"Puke breath" and "It's my last jelly, eh." is the best, but here are a couple more:

Bob:  "You okay, hoser?"
Doug:  (imitating Darth Vader)  "I am your father Luke. Give into the dark side of the force, you (k)nob!"
Bob:  "He saw Jedi 17 times, eh."

and

Doug:  "There's those guys who horked our clothes!"

Never heard of "horked" and could only determine what it meant in context. But when the 60 year old Canadian father of one of my friends heard that line, he burst out laughing like I never heard him laugh before. Must be a Canadian thing, eh?

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"DAD! Bob broke your beer!"


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Use of logic will be met with uncomfortable silences

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