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On a scale of 1-10, how hard would you have fucked Rick in this movie!?


I'm all 10's all across the board! DAAAAAAYUM he was fine in this! That fit little perfectly-proportioned body and those tight-fitting clothes! I'd love to have gotten pregnant by him time and time again. Swoon! Although rumor has it the nerd has the biggest peen so maybe a threesome is just what the doctor ordered!

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Me too!!

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...and that's why the film (especially the ending) resonates with the (not-quite-as-good-looking) everyman, that never quite gets the girl.
Because by your own admission, you'd let him impregnate you time and time again (simply because of his superficial looks, and little else) and even in the full knowledge that he's a A1 Bastard.

Sadly (all too) common with most girls that chase bad boys.

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I'm actually a guy lol

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I bet he had nice feet. Would love to have seen them after pulling off those sneakers while in those jeans he wore.

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Good.... Because the guy you lust after is a sodomite too....not entirely sure how he'll impregnate you though? (as per your wishes) But hey, I'm sure if you 'identify' as 'pregnant', then everyone will have to go along with such delusion (lest they be 'progressives', eh?)

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Don't know what this has to do with the film or what we're talking about. Might want to go to the Kirk Cameron board.

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Someone posts up a thread saying they want to (quote) "Fuck Hard" and be "Impregnated' by a character from this movie.....and then pulls an eleventh hour reveal to announce that said person is a guy (silly me for thinking in logical and scientific terms, eh?)
And now you've come along (after your epoch-defining " I bet he has nice feet" post lecturing ME about being 'off-topic'....Whilst white-knighting the previous poster.....How utterly stylish of you? (not to mention, stunning and brave)

Quick, get offended

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snappy comeback

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Here's one for you, if you can't handle discussions, go back to your cave in the Stans. Eat a few pork chips with Allah...oh wait, that would make you a cannibal.

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I'm gonna have like 10,000 of his babies!!!

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I didn't know the actor is gay. He look completely different now! A lot of plastic surgeries. He was hot indeed back than

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He certainly was.

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I just watched the film for the first time, so I came here to read some posts and this one is kind of funny, because 20 minutes into the film I said to myself "I bet the actor playing Rick is gay" then I went to read the Wikipedia entries of each actor and I confirmed it.
Is funny because some gay guys are like magnets for girls.

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MOST gay guys are magnets for girls because we have good hygiene, dress well, share similar interests, like to have fun, and in their eyes we're "Sooooo nice!" (they mistake the fact that we have no ulterior motives e.g. getting into their pants as being "Sooooo nice!")

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True, brother of mine is gay and for a lot of my youth I was surprised by this phenomenon. He was not even interested in having female friends, but if you went to a store with him, the cashier girl will devoured him with the eyes, and for me it was like being invisible. LOL
A lot of times I recognize a gay guy simply because it reminds me of my brother in somehow.
So it's juts like you said, girls really like the metrosexual guy who dress well, also gay guys usually dance better, which also causes interest in girls.
A lot of women unconsciously feel a lot of attraction to two type of guys, the one hyper successful with girls or the gay guy,
So in the movie we get an example of the first case and in this post is an example of the second case.

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