Best Line


What is your vote for the best line? For me it is "Is this a piece of your brain?" And, of course, "Yes you did, you invaded Poland"

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is this a piece of your brain? is the ultimate best.


Ah, yes, Mr. O'Reilly. Well, it's quite simple. When I asked you to build me a wall, I was rather thinking that instead of just dumping the bricks in a pile, you might find time to cement them together one on top of the other in the traditional fashion.


Oh God. Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more.

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- "you seem very jolly"
- "jolly?"
- "yes jolly, sort of happy"
- "oooh... happy, yes i remember that. no, i'll report it if it happens, dear."
- "well you look happy to me, basil."
- "no i'm not, dear."
- "all that dancing about, singing and rubbing your hands."
- "just my way of getting through the day, dear. the samaritans were engaged."



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other women tender and smooth,
haunts the memory of you,
as i wish you were in her shoes,
reminded she dont compare in a sec or two,
long back wish you were on this ground,
wish you werent torturing my mind,
soul urges for only nearness of you,
wrapped all around my life tender and smooth.

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