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Best Line

posted 11 years ago by BasilTheRatGirl
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What is your vote for the best line? For me it is "Is this a piece of your brain?" And, of course, "Yes you did, you invaded Poland"

[–] jonathan-m-stone 8 years ago

"Wish it was an ingrowing tongue!".

"If the good Lord"...."is mentioned once more I shall move you closer to him".

[–] drunkbear 8 years ago

You mean 'The good Lard,' don't you?

"You may have come on no bicycle, but that does not say that you know everything."

[–] jonathan-m-stone 8 years ago

I do indeed. :-)

[–] CaptiveBoltPistolero 8 years ago

"You are orally men." - Manuel

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"One batch, two batch...Penny and dime."

[–] nicholasjameslynch 8 years ago

I believe number 12 is free, I'd like breakfast in bed at 10:30 that's eggs, bacon, sausage and tomato's, with a wardorf salad washed down with lashings of hot screwdriver!

This Basils wife, This Basil, This, smack on head.

[–] Postieman 8 years ago

Dr. Abbott: How often can you and your wife manage it?

Mrs Peignoir (coquettishly) I'm not having you knocking on my door in the middle of the night!
Basil (falsetto) Ha ha ha ha ha ... I should coco!

[–] HellaciousWonTon 8 years ago

From the "Basil the Rat" episode:

Manuel: He no rat, he hamster.

Basil: Would you...would you care for a rat?

[–] reboard88 8 years ago

"Hello, Fawlty Titties"

[–] maydom04 8 years ago

A GIN AND ORANGE....A LEMON SQUASH....AND A SCOTCH AND WATER PLEASE!!!!

[–] maydom04 8 years ago

A gin and orange, a lemon squash and a scotch and Water PLEASE!!!

[–] Sparky1873 8 years ago

"..and tell me what you would expect to see from a Torquay hotel room?,..Sydney Opera House,wildebeest running majestically..."

[–] kpetnews 8 years ago

Sybil: It's Mrs. Richards.
Basil: A fatal accident?

[–] rsmith26524 7 years ago

In the Waldorf salad episode...

American guy tell's Basil to "bust his ass" (about disciplining his chef)

Later Basil tell's the American guy that he "smashed his backside" (about disciplining his chef)