If you don't believe Amber Heard's allegations against Johnny Depp, you're a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG!!!

I can't believe that in this day and age of the #MeToo movement, that there are manbabies who are bashing Amber Heard. Johnny Depp is a proven abuser of women and he is also a Trump supporter.

I am proud to say that I am an enlightened man, and that I hope the women reading this will consider dating a modern progressive sensitive man like me instead of jerks who treat women like crap but get away with it because the patriarchy gives them too much power. Jerks like for example, Johnny Depp who use their charisma and fame to unfairly gain the attention of women while nice guys like me get ignored.

I was told that if I was a nice guy and that I believed in feminism, that would mean that I would become more attractive to women. So to the women: put your money where your mouth is. Would you rather date a progressive nice guy who is average in looks or would you still go for a good looking male chauvinist jerk who drives a pickup truck and whose muscles are too big?

I rest my case!