true garbage


I remember being told "noo hes actually good! you have to watch that end shoutout scene! its soo good"

https://youtu.be/hxQwZF4ligs

well I did. and now I was 12 once too once. and even though this is a grown man. I remember having no understand of why Scorsese is good and Bay isnt. why there will be blood isn't boring even though not really action or much blood and its a decent length but batman forever is utter trash despite all the flash and action and bangs and pops.

either way rob isnt good. hes not completely talentless, he just doesnt have "it". he on paper knows how to execute stuff, it just comes off as meh and amateurish.

I get what hes going for at 5:20 for example. the chaos as they are riddled with bullets and showing that through the camera work.. but I dont care, it looks like utter shit.

I guess thats what happens when you insist on writing, staring in, directing, producing, running the craft service table, being the electrician and setting up the lighting, staying overnight and building sets.

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"The Lords of Salem" (2012) plainly showed his talent.

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the
5.1/10
IMDb

48%
Rotten Tomatoes?


I mean I won't say its def bad but.. im not confident its good

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It amazes me that someone would actually determine a movie's worth by how popular it is according to this site or that site. What "the majority" says is irrelevant to what the individual watching the movie thinks.

For instance, "American Beauty" won it for Best Picture but, to me, it's an abomination. Am I wrong because "the majority" disagrees with me? No, I'm right because that's what I think of the movie and have reasons to support my perspective. And that perspective is the only opinion that matters to me regarding the worth of any flick.

But continue on letting others determine what you should appreciate or not appreciate.

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Zombie is an uber hack. I enjoy his music, but he's always been a terrible film writer/producer/director

He does have talent. That talent is what opened the doors from his music to his movies. But it wasn't enough to become a good filmmaker

I'm not even going to go into all the ways and how much he sucks. He has a big enough anti fanbase for that info to be readily available

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hes jut trying to do too much and not good at any one thing. how many good directors star in their own films? and write it? and are the cinematographer. and produce it? how could you do any of those things well when you are not mastering any one, and likely have zero creative opposition, since the whole show is yours. which is fine once you've earned that and reached Scorcese, Tarintino and Spielberg level.

not when your highest read film I can find with fans is a 6.7.. you advent even reached "decent" level.

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Having seen all of his movies, I would say his love of white trash hillbillies who have no redeeming features is what stops the films from being good or even average. In relations to the many positions he has on his films (producer, director. writer), Robert Rodriguez and Steven Soderbergh have multiple similar duties on their productions and the product is substantially better than Zombie's.

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"Having seen all of his movies, I would say his love of white trash hillbillies who have no redeeming features is what stops the films from being good or even average"

"that fair and makes sense.

"In relations to the many positions he has on his films (producer, director. writer), Robert Rodriguez and Steven Soderbergh have multiple similar duties on their productions and the product is substantially better than Zombie's."

it does make sense a director may want to write, direct and edit their own film. Rodriguez did this on arguably his best film, Sin City. its their own vision and these three things are arguably (besides the acting) the largest factors in creating their vision

maybe its the acting part that pushed it over the edge. its not no longer an artistic vision. its a personal vehicle project

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https://youtu.be/s2Tv-rpBYKM what is this.......

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Damn, I hadn't seen that before. That's kind of sad

It actually wouldn't be bad if it were a trailer of a very low budget indie film. Or if it were from a director known for extremely ironic filmmaking

But from Zombie that is a clear regression. But at least he isn't making grimdark scary movies anymore. I think making weird comedies will be way more conducive to his talents

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I AM A FAN...I ENJOY HIS FILMS AND MUSIC...THAT SAID...I CAN SEE WHY OTHERS MIGHT NOT LIKE HIM...HE IS USUALLY GOING FOR A GRINDHOUSE FEEL...SO THE LOOK OF UTTER SHIT YOU DESCRIBE IS ACTUALLY A POSITIVE MORE OFTEN THAN NOT TO HIS APPRECIATERS.

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have you watched red letter media? they are talking about robs newest film

https://youtu.be/wuLbH_ljnHs

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YEAH...THEY ARE NOT FANS...BUT THEY CRACK ME UP.

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I started really getting into film at the peak of collider video on YouTube. who were fake optimistic big studio shills but I didnt know better. shortly after I found RLM, who was a breathe of fresh air among all those fake hype Channels

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I FOUND RLM A COUPLE YEARS AGO WHILE RECOVERING FROM A SURGERY...WATCHED EVERY BEST OF THE WORST AND REVIEW IN ORDER...THEN STARTED CATCHING UP ON HALF IN THE BAGS AND MISC...AT THIS POINT I HAVE SEEN ALL THEIR VIDEOS 5 OR 6 TIMES...THEY ARE MY HAPPY PLACE...HACK THE MOVIES COMES CLOSE BUT NOT QUITE.

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same! after a year or two once I forget them. I rewatch them all

they got me into watching and collecting many of their best of the worst. samurai cop, undefeatable, the Neil been films.

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Rob Zombie is a cinematic genius. If you're looking for a standard horror film you'll be disappointed. That's not what he offers.

His is a comedic parody of horror films. As such he explores ideas others can't. But he couples the comedy with over-the-top sadism and gore. That's why it works.

No responsible film critic can call Zombie "completely talentless". You're just so offended you don't get "it".

And I'm not a guy who has much patience for horror films in general. I don't like gore. I'm not a child. But I like it when it contributes to a greater theme.

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his best films a 6.7. but hes secretly a cinematic genius... hmmm k....

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Meh, great artists are often dismissed by the hoi polloi in their time. The fact they hated it and gave it a 6.7 shows it was a 10 but like you, they couldn't overcome their choirboy revulsion.

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I will bet everything I own zombie will never be recognized as a great auteur director ever.

"they couldn't overcome their choirboy revulsion."

LOL what a clown you are. but no surprise. you pretend to be an atheist and got destroyed. hey we should go back to that. I loved embarrassing you and your nonsense

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Yeah, I've read some of your blather trying to refute others here. Hilarious that you think you've "destroyed" everybody on MovieChat. Leo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣

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just you and a handful of conservatives who like you, cant provide facts. hey remember when you spread that nonsense about the bible and claimed it wasnt really rules they were changing and justified slavery. how sad you ran like a bitch from that

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No, everybody hates you. 🤣

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wow Onan cant respond to what I said and instead makes an unconnected comment?!?!? you dont say!!! I am shocked!!!

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you are truly a treasure trove of stupidity and laughs

"I believe the story of Adam & Eve is about species change from a being with less awareness and ethics, to the more advanced Homo sapiens who understood good and evil."

"Adam was a prototype"

I love when you compared 500BCE china to 2020 AD America to "prove" america isnt that bad.

then tried to ignore my rebuttals because they exposed your stupidity.

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Don't babble about things you don't understand. That convo I had with other posters was way over your head.

Uh, you claimed Confucius was some great philosopher. I showed you he was an aristocratic hack who justified slavery.

How many times have you seen "Titanic", Leo? 🤣

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it really wasnt at all. it was pretty simple.

LOLLLLL yes I made one comment about his philosophy, and not focusing on his religion. and you made it your entire posts by the end, because you had nothing at all.

you issue by issue got exposed as being ignorant and wrong. and so you latched onto that and start talking about him like I cared. it was funny to see how desperate you were to score any point, any at all. and just came off as looking pathetic and obviously changing the subject.

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Just stay off my boards and I'll stop fucking you in the ass.

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hahahahahahhahahahahahah you got obliterated again.

just like when you lied about the bible and tried to change the subject. then when you tried to change the subject from all your lies about christian history, and tried to obsess about Confucius.


wow im recognizing a trend. you say something dumb, get called out, try and change subjects. too bad im smarter than you and dont let you clown :)

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I'm going to have to start limiting your use of certain boards. You contribute nothing to the Rob Zombie board. I'll throw in my favorite directors like Larry Clark and David Lynch. I'm also keeping close scrutiny on the Jesus board.

Here's a board you might like:

https://moviechat.org/nm0174595

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tell me you are a powerless nobody, without telling me LOLLL.

no rebuttal as usual. stop embarassing yourself online. its really sad

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temper when you defended slavery, said im in a Christian nation, defended christens on abortion. then claim you arent a christian. come out of the closet already

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