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Would you buy a Dwayne Johnson fidget slug?

posted 3 months ago by OnanTheBarbarian (10481)
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Why? Why oh why?

https://i.etsystatic.com/24684051/r/il/943c65/5415714675/il_570xN.5415714675_4vsm.jpg

YES...MY DAUGHTER LOVES DWAYNE JOHNSON AND SHE ALREADY OWNS THE ROCKTOPUS.

[–] OnanTheBarbarian (10481) 3 months ago

Okay. Do they do many celebrities? Or just him? Why?

THE ROCKTOPUS WAS NEWS TO ME...SHE CAME HOME WITH IT ALL ATOKED ONE DAY...HER FRIEND ORDERED IT FOR HER....AGAIN...THE SLUG IS NEWS TO ME....BUT I BET WE END UP WITH ONE SOONER OR LATER.

ALI HAS A GIANT CRUSH ON SWAYNE JOHNSON...SO ITEMS FEATURING HIM GET EXTRA NOTICE IN OUR HOUSE.

[–] OnanTheBarbarian (10481) 3 months ago

OMG. I hate Dwayne Johnson. Can't you encourage your daughter to like singers or musicians or goodlooking actors?

This thing is frightening:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FdtCQPnX0AAufmX.jpg:large

[–] Kowalski (59229) 3 months ago

GIRL IS A CINEPHILE AND A METALHEAD...SHE APPRECIATES SO MANY THINGS HER FRIENDS ARE FOREIGN TOO...BUT AT THE SAME TIME...SHE IS DEVELOPING A TASTE IN MEN THAT FRIGHTENS ME....THE ROCK,JOHN CENA...JACKED DUDES.

[–] OnanTheBarbarian (10481) 3 months ago

Metalhead is good! Too many of these kids like Rap these days.

[–] Kowalski (59229) 3 months ago

SHE SAYS HER IDEAL DUDE WOULD BE A JACKED METALHEAD...SO NOW I AM TERRIFIED OF HER BRINGING DANZIG HOME.

[–] OnanTheBarbarian (10481) 3 months ago

Yeah. If I was a father I'd prefer my daughter date an extreme nerd.

[–] Bubbathegut (17234) 3 months ago

WTF?! LOL

[–] robocat893 (13542) 3 months ago

Very creepy! I'll pass.

[–] DarthAckbar (868) 3 months ago

i would buy one for my friend gameboy

[–] OnanTheBarbarian (10481) 3 months ago

Actually Darth, after all this, now I want one! 🤣

[–] DarthAckbar (868) 3 months ago

LOL