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relevant one-liners you quote today


for me :

"I bought me a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio... I don't understand a word they're saying."

aahha classic

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"Look out for #1 but watch out for #2"

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when I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through." man that punchline kills every time. so mean.

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