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https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/2467/Andre-The-Giant-Let-Out-A-16-Second-Fart-That-Brought-Production-Of-The-Princess-Bride-To-A-Standstill

Absolutely!!!! Plus he sounds like a really generous guy who would feel bad about it and give you money to buy a really nice new toilet. But I would still take pictures of the old one and show them to every person I met.

I'd let him upperdeck it if he had wanted to