Welp


I knocked down a shelf from the wall as I stood up, and can't find find the nail that was holding it up. That's enough alcohol for this Saturday night.

Signed, million man.

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Hopefully i find it in the morning.

Signed, million man.

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That's enough drunk posting too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Yep. I'll take that advice.

Signed, million man.

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It's a big fat nail, shouldn't be too hard to find sober. See ya!

Signed, million man.

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Hopefully you won't find it by stepping on it. 😁😁

Nite nite 😗😗

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And look what happened to pop up just now in my Facebook feed. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

https://i.ibb.co/W6d48Tx/FB-IMG-1678005216763.jpg

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😄
I think I do a pretty good Connery impression but I’m only fooling myshelf!

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Nails are the last resort.
Wood screws are way more sturdy and a Ryobi drill with a rechargeable battery is only about thirty bucks.

Get a drill Amigo!

I break stuff all the time when I’m sleepy, there’s no shame in your game buddy👍

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RYOBI ROCKS...I HAVE A MATCHED SET....2 DRILLS,SKILSAW,SAWZALL,FLASHLIGHT,VACUUM,SHOP VAC,JIGSAW,DREMEL,NAIL GUN...ALL MATCHING GREEN...ALL KICK ASS.

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I have that set.

Signed, million man

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They’re pretty good, lightweight power tools for a homeowner with a few simple chores, but be sure to store the batteries inside at room temperature. Those batts die if left in a cold shed as I found out the hard way!

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Yeah I have everything inside.

Signed, million man.

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EASY FIX IF YOU ARE SO INCLINED...YOU DRILL A SMALL HOLE INTO THE BATTERY IN A CERTAIN PLACE...ADD A SMALL PIECE OF METAL AND GIVE THE PACK A SMALL CHARGE WITH A SMALL BATTERY CHARGER UNIT...THEN THEY CHARGE UP AND WORK AGAIN....THERE ARE A BUNCH OF YOUTUBE STEP BY STEP VIDEOS.

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Thanks…are you trying to blow me up 😆

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ABOUT A YEAR AGO I HAD A BUCKET WITH 8 DEAD BATTERY PACKS...I NOW HAVE 11 WORKING BATTERY PACKS.🙂

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Nice!
Those 40 Volt ones are about $120
Apiece👍

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That's actually a brilliant idea. Fuck that nail

Signed, million man.

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You were sitting under a shelf????

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No. I stood up drunk lost my balance and fell into it and knocked it down.

Signed, million man.

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I'm confused how the shelf fell. You stood up from your chair and it just came tumbling down or were you trying to climb up it like Kevin in Buzz's room in Home Alone?

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It's not really a shelf. It's like a 3 slot thing to hold papers. I had a nail holding it there but the hole has been enlarged to where the nail wasn't tight in the hole. I stumbled into it drunk when I lost my balance and knocked shit everywhere. I still can't find the large nail. I fixed it just now with a wall anchor and screw and a Ryobi drill.

Signed, million man.

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Hopefully you don't step on the nail.

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Found it!

Signed, million man.

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