The dumbest thing I bought was a 2020 Planner.
I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone.
He asked me what I was wearing.
2019: Stay away from negative people.
2020: Stay away from positive people.
The world has been turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house,
and kids are yelling at them to stay indoors.
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The 12 Days, er, months of Corona
In the year 2020, the pandemic gave to me:
12 Cancelled Plans
11 Face Masks
10 Hand Sanitizers
9 Murder Hornets
8 Zoom Calls
7 Mental Breakdowns
6 Feet Apart
5 Curbside Pickups
4 Quarantines
3 Travel Restrictions
2 Karens Complaining
And a massive shortage of grocery store TP
Do you know what was the biggest waste of money in 2020?
Renewing your passport.
We should re-download 2020 because it has a virus.
Parents in 2020 B.C. vs parents in 2020 A.D.
"These kids and their damn tablets!"
If 2020 were a bath bomb...it would be a toaster.
Someone said, if you think 2020 is crazy, wait till it turns 21 and starts drinking.
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