A volcano erupts. There are four directors. Three will die. You can only choose to save one.

Tarantino... try to save Fincher too... sacrifice the rest so that the volcano Gods are satisfied for the next 100 years.

Probably Paul Thomas Anderson. He's the only one of the list who's done a film I really like.

Tarantino? I'd push that bitch into the lava my damn self. I'd consider it my biggest contribution to humanity.