One of my biggest annoyances in movies...

The film has just started and we are treated to text on the screen like this:

The year is 2097. After the fall of the Babylon Era, only three remain. In order to counteract the virus, the government has enlisted a group known as NEXUS to obtain the Earth's minerals. Together with the help of Emperor Zorg who was hiding away in a cave, they must find the Soldiers of Eternal Fire to destroy the Platinum Star before it wreaks havoc in 20 years.

Like, the movie hasn't even started. Why are you confusing me like this?