The IRS is going to take my wife into custody..

She's gotten 6 fucking robocalls on her phone.

Please folks, please don't fall prey to these scum bags. I tried all afternoon to call the number (to screw with them for my own satisfaction - I have a script ready) and the line has been busy all day. They must be harvesting the ignorant. I hope none of you all were among them.

The IRS does NOT arrest anyone unless it's after a trial where a guilty verdict is rendered. The IRS does NOT call and threaten anyone (unless you're a conservative organization but that's another matter....)

FWIW, the voice is clearly a robo-voice so it's either an snake charmer or one of my ancestors in Nigeria. F them all.

May every last one of them succumb to a long and painful illness. Yes, I mean that...