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Yes, and with benefits. I think you gave the best take so far. That is, IF. Yeah, my friend sure knows his ways around the ladies, doesn't he? He made it clear though, that this was the last time he was going to message her. He also wasn't really trying to initiate a conversation, but rather just send a nice apology/appreciation letter to her. Not saying this makes it less odd, but I think you might be misreading my friend's intent here. He's in college age, actually. That's probably the best one I've seen posted so far. Good eye, sir! Yeah, I hate it when characters have to spell out for us, how smart the main protagonist is. The worst example I can think of is in Ender's Game. In that film, characters always talk about how bright and gifted Ender is, when virtually everything he does throughout is common sense. Lay low and mince words when someone threatens to hit you? Genius! Oh yeah, Now You See Me is the definition of a superficially clever movie. A movie that trades clever deception and a well-constructed plot for completely nonsensical twists and turns to feign the illusion of it being smarter than it actually is. It's probably one of the worst depictions of high-intelligence there is. I think a young Joanna Kulig/old Faye Dunaway might work as well. Is it any worse than Stacy Martin and Charlotte Gainsbourg in Nymphomaniac? Of all the shocking things he shows in that film, the most audacious thing Lars von Trier did was try to convince us that one becomes the other in just the span of a couple years. I was thinking more along the lines of if we were to have a DeLorean time machine, how great it'd be to get an 80's Timothy Dalton to portray a young Professor X or Shinzon from Star Trek: Nemesis in the present. Camille Montes (Quantum of Solace) and Jinx (Die Another Day) were far worse too. Olga Kurylenko was boring while Halle Berry was just plain annoying. Even Wai Lin from Tomorrow Never Dies is overrated, let's be honest. This probably isn't politically correct to say, but the chick getting raped by the other gang at the start of A Clockwork Orange? Damn! What a great bod! http://ancensored.com/nude-appearance/A-Clockwork-Orange/Cheryl-Grunwald/ There's also this club dancer from the original Bad Lieutenant at 0:08 who I thought was quite sexy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHCIEKI2ygw Friends. Sorry, but I just can't fucking stand it. This is way better, though. At least this has fun with itself and leaves you with something to think about. The Bourne Identity was garbage. He said "go fuck yourself", actually. Fantastic Four (2015) Samsara (2011) Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) Bad Lieutenant (1992) True Romance (1993) Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) Dunkirk (2017) Requiem for a Dream (2000) Sully (2016) Dark Shadows (2012) Some ones relating to language I find really funny: Fight Back to School (1991) Star Chow, a Hong Kong police officer going undercover as a high school student, tries learning English by reading a book word by word. "Policeman. Understand? Yes, good. Understand? Fuck! - Stephen Chow Love on Delivery (1994) Two men start arguing after one finds out the other has been scamming the other for money the whole time. The insults start off in Cantonese, then veers off into English briefly here. "Fuck you!" "Fuck you too!" "Fuck you three!" "Fuck you four, five, six..." "Fuck ten!" - Stephen Chow, Ng-Man tat Kill Bill: Volume 1 (2003) O-Ren Ishii, after having just decapitated a man for insulting her based on her nationality, decides to reaffirm her position of power to the Yakuza. In English... "The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative, I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here!" - Lucy Liu Sofie Fatale (Julie Dreyfus) translates everything she says in Japanese except for the word "fuck".