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And we all laugh at you pretending to be separate entities on here. ๐๐
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I like corn! ๐ฝ And stories!!!๐๐๐
Jesus rode (according to the Creationist Museum) a purple pet dinosaur named Dino ๐ข(Okay...so that's a turtle, but Apple doesn't have a Dino emoji!! ๐ณ) and went to live with a family by the name of Flintstone. He had an adopted sister named Pebbles and an adopted brother named Albert Ingalls. BamBam lived next door. They all lived in Walnut Grove and hated Nellie Olsen (but not enough to smite her or stone the crap out of her) ....oh, wait. I keep getting my stories mixed up....meh. Whatever.
Anyway, it was the 1800's and the earth ๐ was only a few thousand years old. Albert also had an adopted sister named Mary. Mary went blind one day, but Jesus sent his magic dinosaur to spit in her eyes and then she could see ๐ again. Yay Dino!! ๐ข Except Jesus forgot to feed Dino that day (adoptive mom Wilma was always on Jesus' butt about that...๐ฎ) so Dino took a big chunk out of Mary's leg, thinking it was a mastodon ๐bone. ๐
Mary screamed and Baby Carrie came running out of her favorite place, the outhouse. ๐ฉ Dino got startled and ran off, accidentally knocking over the outhouse, which fell on Carrie and crushed her to death. ๐ต๐ญ
Fortunately, Jesus found some magic mushrooms ๐ growing under the outhouse that he jammed into Carrie's mouth, and she woke up, kind of like Sleeping Beauty ๐ธ๐ผ and Snow White๐ฐ๐ป. Yay! ๐๐๐
Everyone in Walnut Grove--even Nellie Olsen--celebrated and threw a big party. ๐ ๐ Pa, Fred, Barney and Mr. Edwards went out and shot a brontosaurus for the feast, so there was more than enough for everyone--even Dino. (Which basically makes Dino a cannibal, but...๐ Hey, meat's meat. Don't judge. Haters gonna' hate--as evidenced by the OP and its sock puppet, BanAthiests or whatever the F it calls itself...๐)
The whole town of Walnut Grove lived happily ever after until the next crop-destroying weather disaster.
THE END
P.S. Jesus โค๏ธs EVERYBODY.
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Look!!!! ๐ Great places to surf in Australia!!!! ๐๐ Whoooooo!
๐ด๐ด๐ด http://www.australia.com/en-us/news/2015/october/eight-best-surfing-beaches.html ๐ด๐ด๐ด
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I call bullshit.
I โค๏ธ๏ธ Hello Kitty!! ๐๐๐๐๐
http://orig12.deviantart.net/c3f2/f/2011/081/3/a/peace_love_and_hello_kitty_by_duckiesaysrawr-d3c905p.jpg
๐๐๐ Sounds good!! ๐๐ผ Perfect place to post this recipe too!!! ๐
BRILLIANT thread! ๐
LMAO ๐
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Thanks!
Oh--oops. ๐ฌ Thanks--can't be too careful. You're right--it IS like the Wild Wild West!
Yup--some troll POS just posted a thread with a link...
...I meant the thread started with the link below...
This is why they need to be able to block & ban all the troll excrement from this site
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ROFLMFAO ๐๐๐๐๐