she keeps looking into my tv screen and speaking to someone.
It's called "breaking the fourth wall."
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No, she is talking to me and no one else!
i thought it might come to this .. meet me here tomorrow and bring your knife.
It's a date!
Well you're the only one there. Who the f-ck do you think she's talking to?
She does that because the folks making the movie knew that the majority of people dumb enough to watch the show were going to need help understanding what was going on.