Groot puns


The only horror movie that ever scared Groot?

It was... [spoiler] Saw [/spoiler]

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When Groot tries new things, is he branching out?

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When Groot gets annoying, do people ask him to leaf them alone?

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Do you think Groot gets a woody when he sees a knothole in a tree?

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When Groot is reflecting on his family... Would we call that "pining away"?

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If there was a canine Groot, would his bark be worse than his bite?

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Does Groot get board?

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Does Groot shave his pubes?

No, he has a full bush!

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Interesting. Lol

This isn’t much of a pun but since I have an excuse to write it:


Groot likes big bushes and he cannot lie

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Groot likes a girl with a lot of junk in her TRUNK!

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Word! XD

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