Just Awful


What a pile of utter crap this was.

Lots of spooky, atmospheric shots and doom heavy music. The plot was tedious and predictable, filled with ooh, look at this special effect... ooh look at this profound concept.

She's the first language expert they've brought in who had the brilliant idea of writing 'human' down? Are you fucking kidding me!!!!

And hey, let's take a bird in with us because it's not as if we have the technology to assess if an environment has breathable air. Fuck!!!

I'd heard such good things about this. What absolute anal gash it turned out to be. Spooky dread music and pretty aerial shots does a good sci-fi movie make.

You dumb fucking spastics!!

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tell us what you really think

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I agree, full of plot holes, boring, and overly melodramatic.

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Agreed. I do not fancy dumb films pretending to be smart and 'thought-provoking.' Is this the limit of human imagination? I pitty the human race. Humans are like fleas on dogs. Even the smartest of their scientists don't know shit about the Universe. Fleas probably think they own the dog. Humans think they own the Earth and devide it into little countries. They buy and sell the land with money believing it means something. It only means little something in relation to other felllow disease organisms known as human beings and nothing more. They make self-aggrandizing movies like this thinking everyone in the universe give a shit about their well-being. They think the Universe is only expanding. They don't realize it's expanding and contracting at the same time. They can't grasp the concept of Absolute Nothingness which plays the most important part in understanding the true nature of the Universe. They don't understand there lies the solution to quantum gravity's time problem. WE ARE EXPANDING INTO ABSOLUTE NOTHINGNESS. ABSOLUTE NOTHINGNESS creates ABSOLUTE EVERYTHING and vice versa. If you understand this, you understand TIME. Ignorant movies like this undermines this reality with stupid notions about a little insect's (human being) linear lifetime which is not the universe is all about. I know no human will believe me I come from the other side of the Universe, and I couldn't care less. Whales believe me and they do understand. In human terms, they should own this planet but they don't want to. They wouldn't understand what 'owning land' means. They have no notion of material possession as understood and given importance by every little stinking insect known as human.

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It wasn't special. It was generic.

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I couldn't agree more, I was pulling my hair out with nonsense that was happening in this terrible movie!

I then remembered that internet movie database was no more and so went to Metacritic and rotten and was in shock to see that everyone loved the film! I couldn't believe what i was reading!

I'm glad i came here tonight as its nice to know there is still people who have standards when it comes to movies. This isnt about taste, this is just about it being a really bad film all round.

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Even if I don't like a movie, I can sorta get why people (or critics) like it.

But this... this was so utterly average. So completely blah.

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