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Do you really want a catalog of the amateur levels Lucas stooped to in the Star Wars films he directed? You are as derivative as your idol.

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Another fanboy who must deflect to another film to defend the film in question. Pathetic.

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That's like saying, yeah ISIS is bad but at least they aren't Hitler so lets cut them some slack.

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Critical reasoning isn't really your strong suit, is it? You known Hitler didn't found ISIS and no one is pining about how sacred Hitler's creations were except maybe Trump and the deplorables

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LOL so not only are you a fanboy, not only are you incapable of forming a coherent English sentence, but you are also a butthurt liberal who can't face reality. My advice: Leave the internet and spend the next 3 years into your safe space cry room.

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You and landofree need to get a room, it's getting a bit gross seeing you two drooling over each other and sucking each other off constantly.

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Tulsanoodles needs serious help.

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Exactly, as bad as the prequels got they at least felt like Star Wars and represented one man's true vision. The prequels told a coherent story and understood their characters. The Disney films I feel they are just making up as they go and are nothing more than a montage of fan service, nostalgia and political correctness with a dosage of Middle School level humor.

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"DID YOU SEE THAT!" 5 minutes into this new Star Wars movie and I am already cringing.

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I knew Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher were in the film which is the reason I stayed. I was hoping they would save it, I was wrong.

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What is really sad is that I want to like these films but I just can't. Way too many plot holes, character flaws, lazy writing and things that just don't add up. All it is going to take is one Disney film to even be at the level of Phantom Menace and I will decide that the other 3 are canon but I honestly don't see it happening.

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I seem to remember another film being accused of being a "toy commercial" (by Chris O'Donnell of all people) and that was a little thing called Batman and Robin.

Yeah when you are being compared to Batman and Robin that is a sign that you have hit rock bottom and you need to re-evaluate your approach.

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I think you are being far too generous.

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I have noticed that both TFA and The Last Jedi are falling fast on IMDB, soon to be on the Bottom 100. I'm so glad we got TFA off the Top 250.

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Falling in critic categories? It still sits at 91% with an average score of 8.1/10. How far did it fall critically?

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How much more do you expect it to fall? I remember it started out at 94%. I am fairly certain the score on Rottentomatoes and metacritic will not move much now. It is pretty set in stone. It has good scores on both Metacritic and Rottentomatoes. You make it sound as if this went from a 100% to a 20%.

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So in other words the only one allowed to have an opinion on the film is you. If we do not agree with your view of it you will label that person as stupid correct?

The film is divided. Critics love it and the general audience does not. The film will not be a financial failure or a critical one. It will simply fail in the general audience's eyes. All around though the film is not a failure.

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How is it a fact that if someone thinks this is a perfect film that they are stupid? Please elaborate. For the record I do not think the film is perfect but I want to hear you explain how that is a fact. I do not think you even know what a fact is.

The majority of critics love it. A critic's job at stake for disliking a movie? Interesting little conspiracy theory. There are plenty of big people who will write bad things about it that will still be invited to the next pre-screening that is a baseless claim.

How is the film failing financially? It has made over 800 million worldwide. Is it doing as well as the force awakens no but just because of that does not make it a financial failure.

You simply are deluding yourself. You hate the film therefore you are going to try and discredit it anyway you can. Be reasonable there are plenty of films I hate but unlike you I am not delusional. Sometimes critics just like something you don't ever think of that?

Since critics are studio shills are you saying you have the answers then? Should we as people place more stock in you than the critics?

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No I want an answer from you. How is it factual that if someone thinks this film is perfect they are stupid? I do not even think the film is perfect but I realize that is an ignorant claim. As I said it implies you are the only one allowed an opinion. You will not elaborate because you have no answer.

Can you prove that the majority of critics are paid shills? If you can not I am not going to take that claim at face value.

There are people who gave the Force Awakens a bad review that still went to the pre-screening of the Last Jedi.

Did I say that 800 million went into their pocket? Nope you want to assume that. I am saying that if it gets over a billion that is nothing to sneeze at.

It does not matter if you can't understand why people like it. Such an entitled attitude oh this movie has to get through me first in order for others to consider it good. Newsflash that is not how it works you entitled moron. According to you even giving this film a positive score makes you stupid.

You will not answer any of my questions because you have no answers. Should we trust you over critics? Answer that one. You wont answer a single question I ask because you are full of it.

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You're just a butthurt kid who is angry because you like a dumb movie, but are too dumb to know why it's dumb. That's okay, your a dumb kid. Ignorance is bliss.



If you are going to call someone dumb and say they have not graduated the 7th grade. For Pete's sake use correct punctuation and grammar. Your a dumb kid? Don't you mean you're? Fucking idiot!

You're incapable of answering the questions. Since you can't you will attempt to pawn it off as you wont waste the time. It is rather simple to answer the questions I asked you.

I enjoyed this film but it is far from my favorite film of the year. That would be Blade Runner 2049 which was a box office bomb sadly.

Get your GED then we can talk sound good.

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You're just a butthurt kid who is angry because you like a dumb movie, but are too dumb to know why it's dumb. That's okay, your a dumb kid. Ignorance is bliss.



I will let you proof read that. See anything wrong with the punctuation and grammar there? Sounds to me like you're the one who needs to graduate seventh grade. Your a dumb kid. Don't you mean you're a dumb kid?

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Educating idiots is quite rewarding. They no longer wish to stay on topic. Cheers to you good sir.

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Yeah yeah.

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LMAO! I do not even need to explain how hilarious this is. You and I both know you are lying. Nice try though.

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Interesting so do you have actual debates? Oh that is right a debate would be actual conversation and logic. Sorry my bad.

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That may be what Disney is doing but it is certainly not what Abrams and Johnson did. I suspect the original Solo directors and even Ron Howard are not directing commercials and your cynicism does a disservice to all filmmakers and even yourself.

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That is the only articulate response I've seen to my posts. Kudos to you.

First I think you have separate TFA from TLJ and not not lump them as "Disney films". TFA is certainly guilty of fan service and I expect Abrams will now go overboard on that with the backlash to TLJ when he does chapter nine.

I can see the humor not working on fans who take themselves and the "universe" of Star Wars too seriously. I think that is why LOTR fans had such a good time trolling Star Wars fans until the Hobbit movies came out. I certainly would not have missed a few of the jokes if Johnson had been more restrained.



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Are you going to bait every response I make on this board? Move along. You've proven that you have nothing to offer.

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Don't anger Lucas... : - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX7tleH0Q9M

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So don't hold back, Lanndo. Say what you really mean.


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Sure I can, with tongs.


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😎

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