Oh man..if all crime was legal for 12hrs I would totally......

I'd steal a bunch of *beep* (from rich people/businesses only) so that I could sell it on eBay later. Basically I'm broke af and being able to pay off my student loans would be amazing.

I'd dress like one of those lunatics and cover myself with animal blood so that nobody would mess with me.

Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.

Whatever I did would probably involve public nudity. Lady Godiva the hell out of it.

I've always wanted to paint graffiti on a train... or have a decent fight with that swan at the botanical gardens... provide alcohol to minors...

Oh! I'd steal some shopping carts! I've always wanted some of those!

Sidenote: I saw a comic once where a guy took advantage of the Purge by letting his dog drive his car.

There is no objective reality... and that's Sucker Punch

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I would rush to the nearest Serta store and start cutting off mattress tags left and right. TAKE THAT SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAaoHX9KiWY

I would re-transmit a MLB baseball game and disseminate the accounts and descriptions of the game without express written consent. Somebody stop me!

I would steal a cop car, go joy riding then park in a handicapped parking spot.

I'd click "accept" without even reading the terms of service!

I would throw everything in the regular trash. No Recycling what so ever!