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1000 Things I Learned...


The special FX was good in this movie, and probably was the only thing that kept me awake. Lol, anyways, even crappy movies like these I always learn something from them, so...

1. Alien probes armed with advanced technology won't bother to look behind window blinds or curtains.
2. If the window blinds are gone, hiding behind tabletop counters are just as effective. They won't bother doing a deeper search.
3. If you know alien blue lights can suck your attention in and mind control you, looking at it through a telescope is okay.
4. If aliens invade the planet, the first thing to do is to get to a boat and pray they can't get to you in water.
5. Like #4, if you saw your best friend and a couple others die the first time because you all tried getting to the boat, try it again the second time.
6. Take pictures of aliens invading the city with the same camera you used to take pictures of your best friend cheating with his assistant.

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227. Aliens are from K-mart (Blue Light Special)

If a person with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that a hostage situation

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228. If you are being pursued by 2 giant aliens it is important to scream instructions "RUN!" , "OPEN THE DOOR!".

"Knowledge is cheap at any price"

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229: as your fleeing for your life, run to a door with glass.... then take the time to look for the key...duh.

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230. they mostly DONT come at night .... mostly



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231. Prop open the door that has access to the roof. It's just common knowledge.

232. If you decide to try to flee the hotel when aliens attack, load up a lot of stuff in the car and have a tense argument with your spouse.

233. Don't peek outside the garage before driving out. Aliens have never seen something like Bambi vs Godzilla.

234. No matter how dangerous it is, run after your dog.

235. If you watch strangers having sex in another hotel you might be surprised by some of the details.

Guess what! I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL! -Bruce Dickinson-

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236. When the earth is about to be destroyed by an uncontrollable natural disaster benevolent aliens will come to save humanity; but for various reasons we won't understand that we're being saved, and we'll fight them until the bitter end.

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