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Favourite Joke

posted 8 years ago by roryflast
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I worked out 6 hours every day for 20 years. Anyone can do it.

When an agent gives him a tablet and Hart says "This is P0rnhub."
And the guy apologizes and Kevin Hart says "I didn't see that coming."

Thumbs Up, Thumbs Down and a Wagging Finger of Shame

[–] halfway_crook 7 years ago

You look great. You haven't changed since high school, dude. No, you're just sexy as dick right now.
You don't look somebody in the eyes and say that.

I can no longer, in good conscience, walk away and jerk anyone off in the parking lot.

You forgive me? For what? For being rad as *beep* *beep* you, fat boy!

[–] omart3 7 years ago

Well, technically he's not wrong, the question is, does anyone else have the fanny pack to do it?

[–] aer71367-313-155069 7 years ago

My favorite joke was when they were stealing the plane and Kevin Hart had to distract the security guard. When he told him he had a dick in the cooler and the security guard said "I am made of questions" LMAO

That was very funny. I also loved when he said "you're like a chocolate Google"

[–] prafull-ambekar 7 years ago

Security guard. I've seen Korean dicks bigger than you. When he sees the snake, he screams and with a deadpan expression says He's my buddy Snake Gyllenhaal. He guards my lunch.

[–] northpole81 (135) 3 years ago

Snake Gyllenhaal!