Time for a best quotes thread!
I'll start
Sammy to the girl with no arms: "I wish I could rip my arms off and give them to you so you can call me sometime"
"My phone voice-dials"
"Even better"
HAHAHAHAHA =D
"Sometimes i wonder 'why am i sober?'"
When Sammy throws the beer to the no arms girl
"Holy *beep* you have no arms!"