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Time for a best quotes thread!

posted 14 years ago by Niko_Kne
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I'll start

Sammy to the girl with no arms: "I wish I could rip my arms off and give them to you so you can call me sometime"
"My phone voice-dials"
"Even better"

HAHAHAHAHA =D

"Sometimes i wonder 'why am i sober?'"

[–] wuffern11 14 years ago

"Did you guys tape your boners up or down"

[–] javirielife 14 years ago

"Look man I'm just here to make my mark, let everybody in this school know that I'm the *beep* and they 'bout to smell it"

- Radon

lol - who writes this stuff

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[–] mk_52 13 years ago

"In the name of the Father, the Mother and their two sons..." Thad in ep 3

[–] jamiemcgrory 13 years ago

Not exactly a quote but in the 'Pregnancy' episode when Thad puts an ad in the newspaper, just a picture of him lookin angry and the words;
"Are you the pregnant skank that phoned me?"

I eat Lions

[–] Latis 13 years ago

My three favorites off the top of my head are:

"BEEP BEEP BEEP, GUESS WHAT I AM, I'M AN ALARM CLOCK." -Thad in the season finale

Then two quotes from the most recent one:

Harmon: It can't be me, right?
Paula: NO HARMON. YOU CANNOT GET PREGNANT IN THE BUTT.
Harmon: Okay. Just double-checkin'.

And Radon's line where he says, "I done talked to 900 women and none of them has my baby inside her.."

The pregnancy episode and the season finale are both hilarious.
"WHY ARE WE PUNCHING COPS?"

[–] hecantune 13 years ago

"YOU DON'T MESS WITH A MAN'S RITUALS! YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE THINGS THAT GET HIM THROUGH THE DAY!"

Thad, inquiring on the whereabouts of his "Pocket *****".

And speaking of Thad: lots of great quotes here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ8v1CHjCaM

If it pays right and it's legal, I'll do it.
.......Well......if it pays right, I'll do it.

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[–] cemay_94 13 years ago

Doc to Sammy: Are you at least having sex with these girls?

Sammy: (waits)... No

[–] notamoviefreak 13 years ago

Radon : "there's no better feelin than gold rubbin against yo bawlz. I been sayin that fo years"

[–] An_Hedonic 13 years ago

Alex is buried vertically on the practice field in cement up to his neck. While running for a touchdown Craig (unintentionally) kicks him in the eye:

Coach: "How long you been in there? Practice started 10 minutes ago!
...
They interrupt my practice and they ruin my field! I don't want this thing to go unpunished!"

Too much to quote but the scene where Thad has 3 watches (in response to Radon's 2) set to the time in Paris, New York, AND Boston...

"I don't drink Budweisers."

[–] joekill162 13 years ago

The Pocket pussy EPS. "Thad laying in bed, waking up Alex and saying" I'm going to take out all my sexual frustration out on you, you know what I mean.

That was so funny watch it again.

[–] emac16us 13 years ago

Harmon: "I used to mastabate exclusively with motor oil. Yep, I was that guy!" LOL

The "Born Again" episode from season 2

[–] buffyriley 13 years ago

One of mine is from the episode "Pregnant" from season 2 from Thad:
"Condoms are for bananas!"

and another is exactly a quote, but the look on Thad's face in the "Drunk Tank" episode when the police man reveals that he used to play on the (GASP) Lacrosse team! The look of horror is priceless.

And let it be said that Sammy will NEVER be listed under best quotes. he sucks.

[–] thadcastle 13 years ago

He was useful in the first season as the typical loser character. But in the second its just been an ego trip I'm pretty sure so I agree.

[–] Shaomoki 13 years ago

You gotta grab life by the tits, and squeeze them!

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[–] bigdan7885 13 years ago

Radon: I need the thermostat set at 17 degrees Celsius, none of that Fahrenheit bull$hit!

Tommy just sold a half a million BRAKE PADS!!!!!!!

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