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Sammy to the girl with no arms: "I wish I could rip my arms off and give them to you so you can call me sometime"
"My phone voice-dials"
"Even better"
HAHAHAHAHA =D
"Sometimes i wonder 'why am i sober?'"
Thad: everytime i put my dick in this pocket pussy, i think of my dad!
then later when using it, Thad: I LOVE YOU DAD!!!!
LMAO!!!
i don't have a sig
Thad: "Ever been to Bosnia, son? U ever been in the *beep*
shareOne of the newest episodes had the best...
Oil changes for everyone.
that piss test episode shouldve been titled "Oil Change" its been used so many times! it was funny.
as for the quote, not really a quote but what it says on Alex's shirt.
"My drinking team has a football problem." I want that shirt!
I loved Sammy in the Marathon Monday episode. He was so awesome =D
"Sometimes i wonder 'why am i sober?'"
Harmon: "Special Teams means special times, bros!" (while having sex with some girl in the middle of the party.)
hahahaha "This is special teams, we like to play hard we like to party hard. We also like to triple team chicks, that's European style. Don't worry, our dicks will never touch."
shareI just had a brainstorm. What if we kill the professor? If your teacher dies, that have to give you all 'A's. It's the law.
My other account is a homosexual
Thad: "The teachers become the master"
Harmon: "What?"
Thad: "I said the teachers become the blaster"
Harmon: "I literally have no idea what you're trying to say me right now man"
Hahahahah the show is full of funny quotes. I also laughed as hell when Harmon said "Wait I know, let's bang the professor". Or when Thad sees Shilo stealing his rabbies "I don't care if you steal my rabbies, just stay outta my life".
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Thad: (drunk) I'm gonna go bone
Larry: (pulls away from girl he's kissing) BOOYAH!
I eat Lions
All sitting around telling funny jerk-off stories. Cheerleaders just about to get involved and
Thad: Show us your knockers!
Coach(about one of their christian players):I guess Jesus didn't tell him about food poisoning!
Fantastic
"Do clowns really get into the business to make children laugh?"
I love that place kicker.
"I have a better explanation. You threw that interception because you suck and I'm amazing."
Don't tax me, bro!
"Stop making out with her fasch already and take her upschtairs and schow her your boner already" Thad drunk, priceless
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"Choose NOT to be a d!ck." - Silas Botwin