Best Line in the Movie

"Handle your *beep* Fabious"

HAHAHA me too.
I also loved:
"Courtney will DEFINITELY die on this quest."
F_CK COURTNEY!"
when he's standing two feet away hahaha.

If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.

(after spotting the naked wood sprite and proceeding to follow her)
Fabious: "No, Thadeous! It might be a trap!"
Thadeous: "The only thing those t*ts will trap is my warm spray! Have fun rubbing your ribbon."

(then literally 10 seconds later, Thadeous, getting chased by a group of naked, armed wood sprites)
" It's a trap! It was a trap!"

Many great little moments mentioned, but this was the one I just laughed the hardest at. That and probably the "beating off in front of a pegasus" line.

Thadeous: I left God-damn Steven back at camp.
Fabious: Who's Steven?
Thadeous: He's my loyal animal companion. And he means just as much to me as Simon means to you. But I guess I'll never see him again.
Fabious: Very well. I understand that bond. Let us return to camp, face the traitors and rescue Steven.
Thadeous: No, *beep* it! It's over.

"that thing is a dickless traitor!"

"Look at banner Michael!" - GOB

This is JUST the line that made me look up this movie again today. awesome :)

"I'm going to put you over here while I strum my filthies"
"Julie has no d***!"
"Everyone in the kingdom wants to suck your d***! No one wants to suck mine!"
"Yes, but what if he buttfvcked her?"

in that it is either dialogue delivery or the unexpected response that gets viewers.