"It's my birthday today, you know."
*beep* that."
Had me in stitches!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldq3BdhFMnE
(Re: Leezar's penis)
Belladonna: How do you know it works?
Leezar: Because I've tested it! And if your vagina is anything like my hand, then there will be no problem.
For some reason the dwarf at the beginning shouting "Get on with it!" kills me.
Back off! ... Way off!
There were so many funny lines it's hard to pick, but I did have a few favorites.
Thaddeus: "I would drown Courtney in shallow f()cking pond right now if fair is fair."
Thaddeus: "You mean you making a fool of yourself? Handle your sh!t Fabious, please".
Lezzar: "Magic, motherf()cker!"
Lezzar (when pretending to be Fabious): "Oh, I can't do this, it's just too mean! But you should have seen the look on your face!"
Witches: "Let the f()ckening commence!"
Here's to the health of Cardinal Puff.
why wount you be gay with me and father...
cracked me up..
tho the whole movie is very funny. hard to choose lines.
kinda wish they would make a sequel but thats not very likely..
I`m a proud tangler!
Thats right I`m a frogger!
I`m an archer
Pineapple!
Hello *beep* Julie.
My only advice would be to hang in there, keep your head up, live every day to the fullest- have sex as much as you can by the campfire when you're all alone and your brothers out gathering wood. Just simple things like that.
Do you feel that tiny prick in your back?
Is that your cock?
Ha! No, tis a knife but I will gladly penetrate you with it!
No, don't suck that, it's dead!
Intelligence cannot be measured by knowledge, but by imagination...
- Albert Einstein
Haha these are all good, but I really loved:
Thadeous: I am probably going to die on this quest. Courtney is definitely going to die.
Isabel: I was able to wrap things up in the west quicker than I expected. I've not been able to stop thinking of you.
Thadeous: What a coincidence. I was just about to finish thinking of you.
Of course, there are so many funny lines in this movie that it's hard to pick just one. No pun intended.
the movie was funny, it seemed every line they were wondering gee what can we do for it to be the grossest possible joke/situation
i'm just glad i decided to watch this first before leaving my young nephews watch, they won't be watching it if for nothing else but the gratuitous language and vulgarity
would i recommend it NO! it ain't that funny, which is weird coz i genuinely loved and found "pineaple express" truly funny, i genuinely lol the whole time
this movie not so much,it was more like a guffaw at how vulgar the jokes were or situations
is it the worst movie of its kind NO, it was funny enough you are able to endure the length of film without wanting to bang your head at how bad it is!
the whole wize wizard scene.
"kisses"
"we used to take our shirts off and jump on the bed."
this movie was pretty hilarious.
playful secrets
that thing is a dickless traitor
Best Line Summed Up in 6 Words:
The Wise Wizard: Just Punch the Tip and Twist
At the beginning after first encountering Leezar, the question is posed 'how do you plan to stop me?' or something to that effect. At which, Leezar says Magic Mf'er.
That really caught my attention the first time I watched it.
Thadeus: Entertain me - make funny faces
1st face: ha ha ha
2nd face: ha ha
3rd face: Ooh No! I hate triangle face. Never do that again.
I laughed hard at that part. It really was a terrible face - even I went OH! Jeez that was bad!
"Well, make something up!"/RG
"This woman has be vexed. What exactly would it take for one to tame such an adventurous slut?"
Cracked me up!