55. Left eye dot. Right eye dash. So intuitively obvious no need to write down the dots and dashes in case it was right eye dot left eye dash or right eye dot both eyes dash left eye uncontrollable twitch from the sulfuric acid working its way up my spinal column!
56. You can set your own TTL on your DNS registration, making a new registration available in seconds instead of days! (Gosh, that would be nice!)
57. You can change the DNS lookups for a particular site every thirty seconds to distribute load across a botnet.
58. The truly gifted hacker is able to not only hack into a car's engine timing computer, but also the OnStar system and the LoJack system to disable tracking the car. Also, this is immediately obvious to the local police officer, so they don't even need to try activating the LoJack system.
59. No one will notice a couple dozen kilowatts more energy being consumed in your house when frying a reporter, and both the line going down to your basement and the main neighborhood power grid will have no problem at all keeping both that and your internet webcam going without a spike or glitch.
60. Warrants are not needed if you are suspected in stealing a credit card to order internet porn and a watch. If you also have bought guns in the past, the FBI will tear open your front door with a winch and battering ram and storm through your house guns drawn. Your best bet is to hide under your desk.
61. If you happen to live next door to an old woman whose wireless has been hacked by someone stealing credit cards to buy internet porn and watches, your house will be invaded by the FBI. Hide under your desk.
62. If you are going to use someone else's wireless to steal credit cards to buy internet porn and watches, use a $30 directional WiFi antenna and target the house two houses down from yours instead of your neighbor. When you hear his door being torn out by an FBI Hummer, hide under your desk. They'll never find you there.
63. When burning pirated DVDs off the internet, don't include the FBI warning. That way, they can't say they warned you.
64. A good way to commit suicide if you are diabetic is to refuse to take your insulin for a few days. Wouldn't look suspicious at all. (REALLY???)
65. When taking a few days off from your highly stressful work to be with your family who have been directly threatened by a serial killer, leave your well-secured home and instead shack up in a two-bit motel. Don't go see your family.
66. It is still unsafe to see a Hollywood movie portraying "hacking" and expect anything other than the most uninformed caricatures and stereotypes.
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haileris-2
14 years ago
67. If you're the FBI director, you "have to" give live, nationwide press conferences, even if that means people will die. Don't even think about asking/ordering network executives to temporarily stop any reporting on this issue.
68. Even if a killer streams footage of the daughter of the FBI agent in charge and has gathered their personal information, other FBI agents working on the same case are not alarmed and show no signs of higher alertness. Especially not when they think they have a lead to the killer.
69. If there's a new stream on the internet and you can't do anything about it, you have to leave IMMEDIATELY. But when you finally have a breakthrough and are the only one knowing about it, you can squeeze in a quick date.
70. In Russia, the FBI has no jurisdiction. So forget the Russian authorities. If you can't order them, don't bother asking them. They're probably evil, anyway.
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flcnesbitt
14 years ago
Attempting to kill someone on their "home turf" live on the internet can result in the perp getting his ass whupped and killed by the victim.
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imagiking
14 years ago
72) Highly skilled hackers, those capable of stopping and starting cars at will and operating webcams without wires, consider Internet Explorer the best web browser.
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topbananas
14 years ago
73. If you stop the crowd of gawkers at a crime scene you will find your perp!
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Xavior_Penguin
12 years ago
Holy shít you are all laughably clinical morons. I clicked this thread in the hopes of finding some mildly amusing parody of the obvious feats of dipshíttery this sweet movie shamelessly demonstrated to us. Most of these "what we learned from this film" threads are made by bored mentally-challenged queers by default anyway but this one went even below that.
I guess the directors of this film were right. The net needs regulation, perhaps a license for usage so I can stop running into handicapped manchildren like all of you who posted in this thread.
~Lance
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