What's your favorite Murray quote? - Flight of the Conchords (2007) Discussion

[–] Iron_Zeppelin 15 years ago

The entire touring episode is my favourite.

Oh....very rock n roll Brett!

I'm so livid with you turkeys! You're like a couple of cool looking......idiots!

This is your doing isn't it Rod Stewart?

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[–] samus98 15 years ago

"You're telling me this is all a joke? Organised by a couple of jesters? Is this you, is it!? Oh lets do a jest! A great big lark in the courtyard of the king and see how he takes it! IS IT! IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME!?"

The redness of his face actually had my crying of laughter the first time I saw it.

Jemaine "I Know its pretend, but I think you did really well in that meeting."

Murray "I was hoping you'd bring that up. I did do well didn't I?"

J "You did."

Murray "That was my proudest moment...that meeting... *DING* Oh thats my undies!"

Cracks me up every single time.

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[–] inmerit 15 years ago

"REALLY?!" in a stupidly high pitch when he learns of Jermaine's Aussie g/f.

It's a very brief moment but totally worth mentioning.

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[–] frey78 15 years ago

Murray: Ok guys, time for the interesting buildings tour. This week it's band rotundas.
Jemaine: Ugh, it should be called the boring buildings tour.
Murray: Why?
Jemaine: Because it's boring.
Murray: It's not boring, there's a real buzz about it. Everyone's talking about these tours.
Jemaine: Who's talking about it?
Murray: Bret, you were talking about it last week.
Bret: I was saying it's boring.
Murray: Oh. Well, you were still talking about it.

* * *

Murray: Oh, it's Shelly.
Bret: Oh, how's Shelly? I thought you were separated.
Murray: No, we're back together, remember? You asked me why I was crying, I said it was the happiest day of my life. You don't remember that?
Bret: Mm, no.

* * *

Murray: You can't just neglect your old fans like that. What happens when your new fans fly the coop? You'll end up like Zed-Zed Top.
Bret: What are you talking about?
Murray: You know, Zed-Zed Top?
Bret: Yeah.
Murray: They sang the song about the woman with the legs. Anyway, they grew big beards, their old fans didn't like it, their new fans didn't like them without the beards, and then they had a "Do we have a beard or not?" situation.

- - -
This room is green. I wanna go back to the blue room.

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[–] FanOfGood 15 years ago

"Well, there's scheduled meetings and then there's chance meetings. What I've done is I've scheduled a chance meeting."

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[–] TheManMulcahey 15 years ago

I loved his ginger balls rant!

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[–] Murray_Hewitt 15 years ago

Not so much quote as moment...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSeFsX2waus

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[–] cornmulve 15 years ago

When bret takes the apple and murray goes "Oh ya... Oh... Who's eating?... Greg, did you here that?" The expression on his face is priceless.

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[–] ben_burch2001 15 years ago

i like when he was going off at bret and jem at the start of season 2, about te cushion that they stole from the library xD

"cant go around stealing cushions!"

"what about when people come around and say 'oh thats a nice cushion" *pretend anxious face*

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[–] CautionWetFloor 15 years ago

when he was asking people if they were pro AIDS lmao

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[–] night_radio 15 years ago

"You're like a couple of... jail house TURKEYS!"

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[–] dave_dfc4 15 years ago

Hey are you on your way to a dick meeting?

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[–] blankname21 15 years ago

oh lets do a jest, a great big...great big lark, in the courtyard of the king and see how he takes it!

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[–] mailscottv 15 years ago

Murray: A gig. I'm gonna get you guys another gig.

Jermaine: What do you mean 'another' gig?

Murray: Well, remember that gig I got you?

Jermaine: Vaguely.

Murray: Well, what about another one?

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[–] shadowrun_2 15 years ago

They came, they saw, they Conchord

There were four of them so it was more of a love square

The minuet god crapped out the third caveman a conspiracy was hatched against one of them!

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[–] lips_are_important 15 years ago

Murray's delivery is so perfect, he makes even the most mundane lines hilarious. Like when Bret and Jermaine and hungry and Murray goes --

"You want some biscuits do ya? Well, fill out this form, you'll have them by next tuesday."

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[–] lips_are_important 15 years ago

Oh! And the tech support episode when he introduces her to the band.

"Tech support, this is the guys. Guys, this is .... tech support."

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[–] MacsDuster 15 years ago

I'm gonna try and paraphrase. When the band is discussing Coco

Murray:Get rid of her Bret. Girlfriends are bad for the band.

In the very next breath

Murray: How is Coco
Bret: She's good
Murray: That's a rare thing you've got. Hold on to her.

This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here. -Michael Scott

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[–] rumblefish89 15 years ago

The recent episode had a quick funny moment that had me rolling.........

Jermaine and Bret acting cool with their hair gel.....

Murray: nice attitude Jermaine. i like it.

Jermaine: go away murray.

Murray: GO AWAY! Did you hear that prime minister?! SO COOL!

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[–] KublaiKardashian 15 years ago

Don't know if I posted this.. but when he's trying to park his Honder Accord..

"Hey Jemaine, can I park here? I can't get any more tickets, or else I'll go to jail."
"I don't know, I don't have a car."
"Alright, I'll just leave it here then."

And the slick-looking smile on his face had me rolling.

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[–] rservello 15 years ago

"The dad guitar.....or bass in Muso terms."

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[–] Nyc_123 15 years ago

I just watched the Tough Bretts episode last night and got a huge laugh out of these gems from Murray:

"Mu---ray...who's that? Mu---ray? Oh, it's murray. Greg wrote the letters too far apart".

Telling the Australian AMbassador about how the other guys from the Aussie embassy were bothering him and says "They were insinuating that my friend was Ms. New Zealand [pause] He's a man!".

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