So says the ignorant Scandinavian. I'm assuming you're from Norway (or a similar country; Sweden, Netherlands, Danmark, Finland) You people never change. You are so spoon fed everything you know about the The States that it's utterly disgusting and frankly you should be embarrassed. First of all, every state in the U.S. is different, almost so much so that it's like visiting a different country where everyone speaks the same language complete with unique accents, traditions, etc. It is so diverse that to sum up a comment about the American cuisine with a "five bags of crispy burritos" attempt at sarcastic superiority makes you look, frankly, retarded. Mongo? I think is what you call each other. If the only horror films you've been able to see are films such as your claimed "Zombie Cheerleaders from Hell" and "How Chucky met Jason", then you really are deprived, truly starved of having seen a horror film worth it's while and once again, you are the typical Nowheresville Scandinavian who thinks they have the right to an opinion when you should really be concerning yourself with shutting the *beep* up and paying attention instead. I'm an American, but I've been living in Scandinavia for seven years and believe me when I say, I've seen my share of it, especially Nowhere Norway and SweDUD. I've also watched my share of films originating from these countries including this one. This movie sucked. I didn't even watch the entire film. I was bored after the first few gore scenes. The slut getting axed after *beep* her boyfriend? How is that different than the topless girl with long legs hysterically knocking on somebodies door blah blah blah? There is little storyline, *beep* camera angles, too much gore and too little acting. It's not thrilling or chilling, just boring. Uneventful. Unoriginal. Unremarkable by any decently diverse film lover and although this is, perhaps, one of the best movies to come out of Norway, it pales in comparison to true spine chillers like Wolfcreek, The Descent, The Entity, The Shining, The Exorcist, Halloween, Sixth Sense; well, the list goes on. I could be here all day typing out a list of great horror films from all over the world. American horror films, unfortunately for your ego, are still and will likely forever remain THE BEST.
Deal with it.
PS. Norwegian food is the most horrible tasting *beep* you will ever put in your mouth besides, that is, anything you mistakenly ingest from London. Even in the big cities, the restaurants can't make a decent burger. At least, in Sweden, you can get decent kebab. California cuisine?! Are you kidding me? Some of the best tasting, most health conscious restaurants and menus reside in California. And I don't know what a "crispy burrito" is, but I'd much rather put that in my mouth than the shoddy excuse Norway has for grilled salmon. How can you *beep* THAT up?! Norway, like most of it's movies, manages to do it!
The End.
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simon-tomte
9 years ago
"You are so spoon fed everything you know about the The States that it's utterly disgusting and frankly you should be embarrassed." Pretty sure this is the same in every country, and in regards of news it's not unique pointed against America. People usually thrust their news source. Although you're generalizing quite a bit, which is just silly.
PS: You seem to me like a person which would travel to a other country, only to compare everything you like to this exact country. Like, a burger or other American fast-food. Norway is not a big fast-food country. I'm sure you'd find better fish in Norway than in America, but than again countries are big.
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