I would rather watch . . . .


I would rather watch an elderly orgy for 90 minutes.

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Rob Schneider in a serious movie, playing himself, in an autobiographical account of his teenage years.

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2 girls and 1 cup

spider-man 3-on dvd

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Every episode of Tyler Perry's House of Payne and Frank TV back to back

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Meet The Spartans. Wait, no, I take that back.

"My ignore list. Welcome to it."
-Diarrhea Dan
CONGRATS LSU TIGERS OF 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!

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farce of the penguins




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My anus being assaulted by a brood of Brown Recluse babies.

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All the seasons of "Small Wonder" back to back.

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Norbit or Phat girls...

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My anus being assaulted by a brood of Brown Recluse babies.


That's hilarious!!

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back to back episodes of "The Nanny".

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The girls of the playboy mansion in a remake of "fried green tomatoes"

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Leave Britney Alone: The Movie

The Godfather Part II:Greatest Ever

We're gonna raise more hell than Hellraiser.

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Oh come now! That is obviously your favorite fantasy.

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Lucky Charm's guy, Count CHOC-u-la, and the TRIX Rabbit in a gang-bang

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4 girls finger painting

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this is funny.........lol

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i would rather watch what happens if i showered with a bear

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My Grandparents having sex...wow my hatred of Paris Hilton is EPIC

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I would rather watch a long speech by George Dubya than watch this. That's saying A LOT.

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Samuel Jackson AND Wesley Snipes (face-to-face, 2 inches apart) having a profanity contest on the set of Dancing with the Stars... with Creflo Dollar, Joyce Meyers, Bishop T.D. Jakes, Paula White, Juanita Bynum, Bishop Eddie L. Long, and Rod Parsley judging.

WITH NO COMMERCIAL Breaks, baby!!!!

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HAHAHA hilarious

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At least a long speech by George Dubya would have some laughs in it, albeit unintentional laughs.

People shouldn't criticize Paris so much. She's working hard to put food on her family.

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I would rather watch you shower with that bear than watch this.
Hell, I would rather watch "Robo-Vampire" WITHOUT some drunk buddies in the room to help me riff it. Follow that up with White Chicks. WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN THEATERS!

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LOL

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Frank Stallone tap dance naked, while fondling Corey Haim

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Any movie starring Hilary Duff.

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Dennis Rodman AND Richard Simmons dance in ONLY a THONG to Three Six Mafia's "Hard out there for a PIMP"............

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I have to admit, there I hundreds of movies that, if given the choice, I would rather watch "The Dark Knight".

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listen to all of nick cannons cd

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The Final Hours of Chris Benoit: The Musical

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OMG!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Be scatted on by a whorde of overweight woman

"Don't let a woman pee in your face and call it sweet milk". ((Snoops fatherhood))

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snoop dogg's hood of horror lmfao

'Guy gets on a train, dies...think anyone will notice?"- Vincent;Collateral

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That's the best one I've heard yet.

Frank Stallone? Wow. His name does NOT come up a lot.

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...a musical starring Tony Danza, Carrot Top, Pauly Shore, and Gilbert Gottfried.

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...the American Idol season opener.

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epic movie, date movie, meet the spartans, scary movie 3 and 4 back to back rather than this

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An Ulli Lommel and Uwe Boll movie marathon.

Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it!

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A 60-minute reality show starring Bobcat Goldthwait & Pauly Shore ....

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that sounds cool...actually.

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a video of a stranger holding me down and wrapping box jellyfish tentacles around my genitals while someone is actually wrapping box jellyfish tentacles around my testicles.

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-Nicolas Cage playing a transvestite playing Hamlet.
-Roseannes Bar's crotch in smell-a-vision.
-Bill Maher having his anus violated by a brood of Brown Recluse babies...(actually I'd watch that one regardless).


"I'm just a big, hairy American winning machine."

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Don Giovanni staring Fran Drescher in every role

To die to be truly dead that must be glorious

Queen Bleeder





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lol! Oh my god.. There isn't a worse fate.

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a video of a stranger holding me down and wrapping box jellyfish tentacles around my genitals while someone is actually wrapping box jellyfish tentacles around my testicles.


L.M.A.O!

T~O :)

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...5 grown men emerge gasping for air from a 700 pound womans hairy purple and brown cornhole one by one. And then she eats them alive as they try to run, with nothing to flavor them but several gallons of ranch dressing, and the peanuty remnants of her colon still clinging to their skins. Laughing as she spits red, white and brown chunks of people all over a horrified studio audience.

that or watch MTV. either one.

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Random stuff on Youtube!

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A Lindsay Lohan movie marathon.

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Clay Aiken in a remake of "Cool Hand Luke."

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Paris Hilton say "that's hot" 820 different ways.
wait...is that what this movie's already about?

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Actually it was just one scene that took 820 takes. Get your facts straight.

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I would rather watch another special on "Princess Diana"

"Don't worry Sergeant Angel, I'll make sure everybody gets their just desserts"

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