I would rather watch . . . .
I would rather watch an elderly orgy for 90 minutes.
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Rob Schneider in a serious movie, playing himself, in an autobiographical account of his teenage years.
share2 girls and 1 cup
spider-man 3-on dvd
Every episode of Tyler Perry's House of Payne and Frank TV back to back
shareMeet The Spartans. Wait, no, I take that back.
"My ignore list. Welcome to it."
-Diarrhea Dan
CONGRATS LSU TIGERS OF 2008 CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!
Lucky Charm's guy, Count CHOC-u-la, and the TRIX Rabbit in a gang-bang
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i would rather watch what happens if i showered with a bear
shareMy Grandparents having sex...wow my hatred of Paris Hilton is EPIC
shareI would rather watch a long speech by George Dubya than watch this. That's saying A LOT.
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shareSamuel Jackson AND Wesley Snipes (face-to-face, 2 inches apart) having a profanity contest on the set of Dancing with the Stars... with Creflo Dollar, Joyce Meyers, Bishop T.D. Jakes, Paula White, Juanita Bynum, Bishop Eddie L. Long, and Rod Parsley judging.
WITH NO COMMERCIAL Breaks, baby!!!!
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HAHAHA hilarious
At least a long speech by George Dubya would have some laughs in it, albeit unintentional laughs.
People shouldn't criticize Paris so much. She's working hard to put food on her family.
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I would rather watch you shower with that bear than watch this.
Hell, I would rather watch "Robo-Vampire" WITHOUT some drunk buddies in the room to help me riff it. Follow that up with White Chicks. WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN THEATERS!
LOL
shareFrank Stallone tap dance naked, while fondling Corey Haim
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snoop dogg's hood of horror lmfao
'Guy gets on a train, dies...think anyone will notice?"- Vincent;Collateral
That's the best one I've heard yet.
Frank Stallone? Wow. His name does NOT come up a lot.
a video of a stranger holding me down and wrapping box jellyfish tentacles around my genitals while someone is actually wrapping box jellyfish tentacles around my testicles.
share-Nicolas Cage playing a transvestite playing Hamlet.
-Roseannes Bar's crotch in smell-a-vision.
-Bill Maher having his anus violated by a brood of Brown Recluse babies...(actually I'd watch that one regardless).
"I'm just a big, hairy American winning machine."
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a video of a stranger holding me down and wrapping box jellyfish tentacles around my genitals while someone is actually wrapping box jellyfish tentacles around my testicles.
...5 grown men emerge gasping for air from a 700 pound womans hairy purple and brown cornhole one by one. And then she eats them alive as they try to run, with nothing to flavor them but several gallons of ranch dressing, and the peanuty remnants of her colon still clinging to their skins. Laughing as she spits red, white and brown chunks of people all over a horrified studio audience.
that or watch MTV. either one.
Random stuff on Youtube!
shareI would rather watch another special on "Princess Diana"
"Don't worry Sergeant Angel, I'll make sure everybody gets their just desserts"