I would rather watch . . . .

...PAINT DRY....in a Greyhound Bus' porta-potty with the fresh aroma of the disgusting toilet in front of me for added pleasure.

Ned Beatty oiling himself up and then massaging a nude John Madden, who has the chicken pox, while George Kennedy is bathing in pig vomit, and Elliott Gould, wearing a speedo, is drinking a glass of mule sweat.

Any Wayans Brothers Movie at the dollar theather with Paul (Pee Wee Herman) Reubens as my escort.

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My ass.



"The good thing of being a widow is that you will always know where your husband is"

-Hot Rod with Andy Samberg doing a live commentary talking about how he's the world's greatest actor
-The directors of the Date Movie/Epic Movie/Meet The Spartans doing each other.
-Andrew Lloyd Webber masturbate in front a stage expecting Starlight Express.
-Catwoman on IMAX.
-State Property twice in a row.
-Master P swell to epic proportions.
-Roger Clemens' trial.
-The videos of the Virginia Tech killer on a loop.
-The film Lake Dead.
-Tay Zonday and Clay Aiken singing the entire Bob Dylan catalog.
-Channing Tatum doing Hamlet.
-Joel Schumacher directing a Simon Kinberg and Akiva Goldsman adaptation of the 1979 disasterpiece Caligula.
-Your mother.
-Your drug-addled mother scream about how she's going to be on television over and over.

The Godfather Part II:Greatest Ever

We're gonna raise more hell than Hellraiser.

A 50 Trillion Dollar Movie Directed by Uwe Boll

Corky from Life Goes On beaten to death and then urinated on after his parents were hit by a bus in front of his eyes.

seriously, just imagine it for more than 5 seconds and you WILL start crying.