Unrealistic!


Killing someone with a carrot through his skull? Possible.
Shooting shells direcly from the fingers? Possible.
A head-on against a truck, and surviving untouched? Possible.
Falling from 20 meters or so, and don't get a broken ankle? Possible.
A man killing alone some hundred killers without spoiling his hairdress? POssible.
I've seen it happen dozens of times.
But in no way the poop of a newborn baby can look like real s4it!
As a proud father of three, I can swear it.
Now the question: is Monica Bellucci - undisputedly one of most beautiful women in the world - so bad at acting in English, as she's when she plays in Italian?
I've seen the Italian dubbed version. Oh boy, even Madonna can make better.

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Unrealistic?...Ummmm...yeah...Thats kinda the point of the whole thing.

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And you're awesome.
:D

--Myk

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I guess someone doesnt know what the point of a movie is. its not to be real its supposed to ENTERTAIN spell it with me E.N.T.E.R.T.A.I.N
you know what else is unrealistic star wars

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You idiots, did you even read what he says?

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Guys, take a long, deep, breath, calm down. Now read his POST instead of just the title. Maybe then you'll get it through your thick skulls. Stop jumping to defend this [fantastic] movie just because it looks like someone may think of it wrong. His post was actually a bit funny

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Superman can fly? Unrealistic.
Matrix-Neo living in the Matrix? Unrealistic.
Batman using his bat-car, bat-wing, bat-bike, bat-copter things? Unrealistic.
Green Goblin surfin' on flying surfboards? Unrealistic.
Bruce Banner turning into green Hulk when angry? Unrealistic...

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by - Bavarian
"Superman can fly? Unrealistic.
Matrix-Neo living in the Matrix? Unrealistic.
Batman using his bat-car, bat-wing, bat-bike, bat-copter things? Unrealistic.
Green Goblin surfin' on flying surfboards? Unrealistic.
Bruce Banner turning into green Hulk when angry? Unrealistic..."

All are tagged as Fantasy or Sci-Fi.

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wow the responses to the OP are just really sad...

no offense to myollnir or Shoot em Up in any way

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Bunch of the dumbest people ever in this thread.
READ THE POST.

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Gee, there are stupid people online. Wholda thunk it?

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Yeah, I thought the poop was weird too!
But the target audience is maybe 14 year olds, so there's no expecting they would know.

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by myollnir
Killing someone with a carrot through his skull? Possible.
Shooting shells direcly from the fingers? Possible.
A head-on against a truck, and surviving untouched? Possible.
Falling from 20 meters or so, and don't get a broken ankle? Possible.
A man killing alone some hundred killers without spoiling his hairdress? POssible.
I've seen it happen dozens of times.
But in no way the poop of a newborn baby can look like real s4it!
As a proud father of three, I can swear it.
Now the question: is Monica Bellucci - undisputedly one of most beautiful women in the world - so bad at acting in English, as she's when she plays in Italian?
I've seen the Italian dubbed version. Oh boy, even Madonna can make better.



You fool! Don't you know what satire is?!?!
Oh, I guess you do ... carry on then.




It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

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Everything that's unrealistic is supposed to be. They don't want Oscars here, just a fun romp, a good time, a "Shoot 'Em Up." The title itself is tongue-in-cheek.

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So the baby poo was *supposed* to look nothing like real baby poo?
Oohhh.. Hm.
Thanx for explaining. :)

--Myk

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