Favourite Movie Line?? - School for Scoundrels (2006) Discussion

[–] eschewobfuscation 17 years ago

Not a line, but a visual: Dr. P's face when he's watching the guy close the door on the plane (as Roger is running to catch it)

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"It's your move... DOCTOR"

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"Who's lying now bitch?"

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"You broke into my apartment, you spray-painted my dog?"

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"Is something burning?"
"I think it's you."

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[–] bugeyedjim 17 years ago

"OR

"Who's lying now bitch?" "

I'm pretty sure he said, "Who's the lion now, bitch?"

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[–] bamboopandacat 16 years ago

Sarah Silverman "Why do you want to know where she is? So you can CHOP HER UP INTO TINY PEICES AND EAT HER? DOMER! *slams door*"

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[–] Jkatherinee 17 years ago

omg i was about to make my own thread of this but then i saw it..
haha
my favorite line is um i think its Who's lying now b*tch
hahahah i love how he syas the last word

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[–] louisesiggaard 17 years ago

"Not to mention, Dr. P *is* one of the smartest people in the world!" -The sincerity in his vioce is hillarious!

But the best part of the picture isn't a line. It's just at the end of the tennis-match, when Roger hits the tennis-machine-thing and it shoots a ball directly into Dr. P's crotch ;)

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[–] Jkatherinee 17 years ago

omg, i loved that! when all my friends were watching it at the movie theater we started laughing so hard at that ha

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[–] tylerknighton2003 17 years ago

"If you think this is Chicken Soup for the Soul, then get the f--- out!"

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[–] Koppertone 17 years ago

"Room full of weak men and you're the weakest!" HAHAHA.

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[–] scott_alwood 17 years ago

my fave line comes from the scene where they're pretending to be cops and she's worried she's gonna be killed and he says something along the lines of the picture most definetly means she'll be murdered. lol, oh so funny.

http://www.myspace.com/scottalwood

makes me laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6QJB_b_hiA

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[–] byrnesry 17 years ago

Dr. P: How many of you have self-help books? Okay that's your first problem. You can't help yourself, because your self sucks!

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[–] night_raver181 17 years ago

I loved the lines after Dr. P finishes reading each letter in the paintball scene:

"You're really shooting for the stars there walsh"

"Come on Diego, you've got to be *beep* me."

and also after the fake cop, I think it was ernie, says something like:

"Theres no doubt, your going to be murdered."

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[–] pixar20 17 years ago

Anything that Lesher says. C'MON *beep* WHOSE NEXT?

"Speed. I am speed. 'M faster than fast. Quicker than quick. I AM LIGHTNIN'!"

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[–] daniel337 17 years ago

"Are you a loser?"
"Amm... Yes.."

Hahaha xD

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[–] JulietMorris 17 years ago

"I want the tit!!"

ACTUAL REALITY. ACT UP. FIGHT AIDS.

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[–] sabrespartan 17 years ago

Roger: WHat if we're looking for a serious relationship?

Dr.P: LEt's just get everyone laid first, ok? I swear, if one of you gets a handjob, I'm a miracle worker.

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[–] ElmStreetsLastBrat 17 years ago

I loved this movie!! Billy Bob was a great smart a$$ and Jon Heder is just so darn cute! I loved his character. I had so many fave lines in this film and all of you have said most of them! I thought it was so sweet when Roger got drunk and when Amanda put him to bed he said "Hey Amanda, I totally love you." It's so sweet when he says it. Then he says it again at the end after he shocked himelf. OH! And at the tennis match scene (one of the funniest scenes in the film!) When Dr. P says "you better watch your ass" and Roger says "Ooooh, nervous". LOVE IT! This movie was so good. Billy Bob and Jon Heder were great. Thanks for reading my post! :) :) :)

~LaTissa~

"Really, like the man said, if you knew who I was..." - Demon Knight, 1995

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[–] jp3ay8b8 17 years ago

lmao i would think my favorite lines would have to be from sarah silverman, when she got on was when i laughed the hardest.

Becky - "Ha! Moving out is not a Play"

Roger - "Fine, then what would you call it?"

Becky - "I don't know, a gay?!"

then the second one would have to be during credits

Becky to Diego: "yay! congratulations hunny! you win, your fat! would you like a big fat medal."

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[–] PotterFan1029 10 years ago

Yeah there were a lot of funny lines throughout but nearly everything that came out of Sarah Silverman's mouth had me cracking up :D

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[–] knasibas_kh 17 years ago

"Congratulations, honey, you win, you're fat. Would you like a big fat medal?" - Becky

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