If ever a single throw away line deserved an award for comic genius...
"If you can get him out of the bath"
"These phones are amazing aren't they? I've got an application here that can throw grenades into people's dreams"
shareOn finding out that the person in the focus group was an actor:
Glenn: We have been abused! We are the victims of abuse!
Just love how he desperately tries to play the victim in a situation that is entirely his own fault.
You are a diamond Glen, not just any form of ancient carbon, the best: a diamond.
shareMalcolm to Nicola: "You are like one of those all-in-one coffee machines. From bean to cup, you fuqq up!"
Surprisingly, in last night's episode (ep 6), it wasn't lines/quotes by Tucker that made me chortle. It was these two (can't remember which characters said them):
"Christ on a crystal meth binge!"
"It looks like a paedophile's funeral."
I loved Mannion's snap at Stuart
"Shut The *beep* up you prancing *beep*
Two of Jamie's best lines:
(to Ollie) Shut it, "Love Actually!!"
(after being told by Cliff whatsisname "There are shades of grey you know!") "Yeah I know. I'm looking at fuqin fourteen of them right now!!"
Tucker to Ben Swane after his Newsnight ordeal.
"What was all that business with your hands? You looked like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra.!"
from In The Loop.
"Yeah keep saying diorreah! You're supposed to be talking about food parcels, not arse-spraying mayhem.!!"
@Twitzkrieg - Glasgow's FOREMOST authority
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