What joke in his new For What It's Worth, standup do you think is the funniest. My favorite joke was when he talked about OJ Simpson and when he was not guilty of how all us black people were celebrating. I thought that was funny as hell.
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Lovely thread!!
All the best lines have been taken, so not worth repeating quotes!!
Purple drink
Doo doo chocolate
Mexican Mickey
Monkey Lover
MJ & kids
But had such a laugh reliving the jokes!
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"Do you know how long it took me to teach chim-chim how to jerk me off with his feet"(or something like that)
"I hate everything that comes between your body and mine, even the air"
Angry people on the bus: Sir! Sir! put out that godd amn cigarrette! this is everybody's air
Dave: I didn't want any trouble so I flicked it
Now I say "Sir Sir" to everybody in daves voice, especially at work it makes the day pass faster
You know why San Francisco is such a nice place? because they put all the n!ggas on the other side of that bridge.
Welcome to Oaklan, bitch!
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"you know how long it took to teach this monkey to suck my D***....without peeling it"
"Who's THEY?..."
"What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?"
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The part where he said he has balls as smooth as eggs and he would walk up to the women on the beach with little shorts showing off his balls.
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1. Meeting the Indian
2. F ucking Monkeys
3. Michael Jackson and politics
5. Botox Balls: You didn't let me finish. Do you suck THESE balls?
6. Bill Cosby/the future of young Blacks
7. What White people eat??????
8. 555-555 is Indiana Jones There?
9. Kobe playing for his freedom
10.Being 15/ Elizabeth Smart TOO FUNNY and TOO TRUE
11. Kobe's accuser having Noah's Ark in her crotch
HELL, I LIKED THE WHOLE DAMN THING!!!!
Sometimes a being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.
I want some grape drink baby
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