from the milky joe episode, when Howard asks if everyone would like to hear the song he wrote, Vince says:
"perhaps, later. perhaps...not...at all."
LOL. something about the delivery.
Richie: "Dad...you were never dying."
Royal: "But I'm gonna live!"
"On closer inspection, I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space"
Old gregg has the funniest voice ever
"Alright you two beatniks, what do you think this is?! A day at the races with Uncle Bobo?!" -Bob Fossil, Tundra
"How 'bout, I give you nothing, and if you don't like that transaction, I jab you in the gums wiv me screwdriver!" -The Hitcher, Eels
"I'm the foxy man!" (plays banjo) -The Crack Fox, Strange Tale of the Crack Fox
"But choose wisely, for there are over seventeen mirrors in the mirror world!" -Mr. Susan, Bollo
I want...I want...I WANT EVERYTHING I'VE EVER SEEN IN THE MOVIES!
Oh, yeah, one more...
"Maybe I will deal with it. Maybe I'll deal with it the same way I dealt with Curly Jefferson!" -Old Gregg, The Legend of Old Gregg
I want...I want...I WANT EVERYTHING I'VE EVER SEEN IN THE MOVIES!
hey lesoblueblanket88, is your quote at the bottom, from the producers??? i lvoe that movie.
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Yes. It's one of my favorite movies, and is also where I got my username from ("My blue blanket!").
I want...I want...I WANT EVERYTHING I'VE EVER SEEN IN THE MOVIES!
its one of my favestooo! ive seen it tlike over 100 times and can justwatch it just by listening to it XDDD you probs can too Xd
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"Women would swoon when Tommy shuffled into a room." - howard.
"You know nothing of the crunch!" - saboo.
"One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. And then, he, he picked up a tube. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. The moon big inside a tube!" - moon (this is my fave moon one)
i love hand sheets (that sand man says, and then when he is...with the draws "in and out in and out!")
Howard Moon: You used to be a zookeeper, this is where your heart was. What about the zoo?
Vince Noir: [bleeped] *beep* the zoo
Howard Moon: [shocked] What did you say?
Vince Noir: [bleeped] I said, *beep* the zoo
Howard Moon: I can't believe you're saying that. What about the animals?
Vince Noir: [bleeped] *beep* the animals! They're all a bunch of w******!
just for the record i lvoe like alot of quotes.
i like alot more....
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"Everything's different in the world of me, let me explain (plays banjo, sing) Look at all the things, they're different!"
"I'm taller than...most things! Chairs...beachballs...women on their sides."
"Attached 14 cameras to a dying swan and hurled it into a supermarket."
"Helllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Hello"
Howard: But I thought you wanted to help the animals?
Vince: Yeah, I want to help them all to die!
From the Bollo episode...
(Ape of Death) - Howard Moon, you are to be thrown into the pit of eternal fire.
(Ape of Death) - For heinous crimes...
(Howard Moon) - But Bollo led a clean life.
(Ape of Death) - Yeah, but you bummed that fox
(Howard Moon) - That's just a rumor
(Ape of Death) - No smoke without fire, which incidentally you'll be seeing quite a bit of from here on in.
No smoke without fire... I just have to think of that and I'll be in a better mood instantly. This next one isn't too bad either (same episode)
(Ape of Death) - Shut your pie hole. Now prepare to die!
(Howard Moon) - Aren't I already dead?
(Ape of Death) - Well, it hurts more the second time.
The Bollo episode is the pinacle of their Genuis - monkey hell, absolutely brilliant!
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vince: Well you better run along...
howard: what do you mean?
vince: milky joe will be getting his fossils out by now. sounds like a riot.
*slams the door in his face*
ahahaha i quote that one every time.
True, except that Bollo isn't a monkey, he's an ape. Obviously this show is hardly the epitome of realism, but as a zoologist this is the kind of factual error that really gets on my tits.
shareBob Fossil has a problem and confides to his friend Howard Moon.
Bob: "I have a problem. It's to do with the little man, the squashed-in french man. The naked little squashed-up hairy boy! You know, with the hand feet! The brown little hand-foot man!"
Howard: "The gorilla."
It's a tie between "Somebody open a window I can't breath in here"
"It's a submarine you idiot"
and "you know those black bits in bananas? are they taranchula's eggs?"
This ain't my first tea party...
This is baileys, this is baileys but a bit bigger, this is as close as you can get to baileys without your eyes getting wet.
You know the big Russian hairy carpet guy?
I have 3.
Look @ the kittens.
This book is the Occult & not to be messed with. Is that not good for you?. No that's Yakutt.
Don't eat or 12 or you WILL see the devil.
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My favorite has gotten no love yet...
"I'm-a done a tummy shame."
I've also got a few favourites:-
"Do I really have to assemble this Kinder Egg and take him with me?"
"That's not a moustache, that's a cappuccino stain."
"Where did you get those sunglasses from?"
"A passing coyote took pity on me."
"Took pity on you did he? He took a piss on me."
"What do you think of me?"
"I don't rightly know, Sir."
"Make an assessment."
"They get very big out here, the mink. This is just one mink, this whole outfit."
"No way."
"It's true!"
"No way! I read a pamphlet!"
"So? I once looked at a hedge. What's your point?"
It's just a ride
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