Shang poo
Haha now I get it
share"Shamu or whatever his name is." - Charlie Harper
Every name tells a story, haha!
It was that kid with the cello who the mother loved
share"Loved" alright. More like advantageous posturing. But, then again, the mother does deserve to be appreciated more often by Charlie and Allen, even with her faults I think. Why else is she so sweet to Jake?
shareHmmm that’s a good clean point. She had other sides to her. Although she was disappointed in Allen
shareAllen always lacks confidence in himself. Seems to be his defining trait. But there was that one episode with that woman from 'Darla and Greg', Jenna Elfman.
"That's not very brave but that sure is smart." - Tom Selleck as Matt Quigley in 'Quigley Down Under'
Allen with his fake constant fake heart attack and stupid things just to live in a big house thinking he was all a big shot cause he was a cyropractor with an expired license!
“you have more guts than brains, and tesicles the size of grapefruits” Vince McMahon
Charlie asked it best saying, "Who cut the cheese?"
"You are half the man I am and I have half the brains than you do" - Sid Vicious
Then he proceeded to drink and beat Allen all weekend for initiation into the alagaroos.
“If you had half the fun I did, I had twice the fun you did”. Jane Lynch
Ha! [slaps knee]
That would explain why the crazy gal pal/neighbor, Rose, spied on them all the time. Ironically, Jake is the only character who seems to be well-adjusted. Too bad he's too dumb to realize it!
"Dude, where's my car?" - Ashton Kutcher as Jesse Montgomery III in 'Dude, Where's My Car?'
Your comment really gave me a knee slapper as well. You’re right, because later Allen was trying to steal money and weed from Allen and Charlie was always hitting on Kane’s wizomen, hizzle biaches
“Both our time and our clothes gotta coordinate “ Chris “Ludacris” Bridges