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Favorite joke?

posted 19 years ago by moviebuff9373
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mine was all the golf stuff

[–] bdhyde 17 years ago

My favorites were definitely:

And the economy...oh, look at the kitty.

The French don't have a baseball team. And, if they did, they would all play left field and no one would be safe.

Are these your shoes? BLAH!

*beep* you Americans. Oh s***, here comes the Germans. Hello Americans!

And the whole thing he made up on the spot after dropping the water is freaking hilarious!

[–] mohican321 16 years ago

The French gig.
71 raisins.
Is Jesus Jewish? - priceless!

[–] KnightHawk712 16 years ago

one of my fave parts, but i forget who he was imitating

"I Dont Know Where.
I Dont Know When.
But Something Really Bad Is About Happen"

sometin like that XD XD

"you see to them, you're just a freak. Like ME!
THE DARK KNIGHT 2008

[–] cayl200 16 years ago

Rumsfeld.

I love the ebon rood (spelling?) I damn near died from laughter. I had to pause the dvd so I wouldn't miss anything after that.

[–] ActionScaleHero 16 years ago

"Okay, Daddy-man... and then you get your b@lls done for me. Every woman likes a big ole basket on her bunny!"

And the bit with him bangin the gorilla is priceless...

Then the gorilla calls him in the middle of the night! "Ooo ooo ooo!"

And he hangs up on her. "Don't call me!"

JLT

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[–] cr2152 15 years ago

on George W. Bush...

"I went to the Coyote Conference..."

"It's Kioto.."

"...well it's a good car."

[–] tanis_ivy 15 years ago

i think the punch line was something along the lines of..

"you're not a priest, stop touching me"

on the joke about airport security

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[–] AndRQ24 12 years ago

Mine is "Is it me or are cats DRAG QUEEN?! I think they are! The way they go "WHO LOVES KITTY?!" lol

[–] Wheeljack79 10 years ago

"Arrr... The investment Pirates of the Caribbean - Yer money checks in, but they don't check out!"

*imitating Secret Service after telling about George W Bush almost chocking to death on a pretzel*
"Step away from the chips sir!!"

"Compassionate conservative... sounds kinda like a Volvo with a gun rack..."

The entire repertoire from Live at Broadway is pure gold.