"Does she wear those grammy panties cause i'm thinking sweet thong!"
"Are they real? I think they're real. I bumped into them the other day and it was like boyoyoing
DICKIE:"Whiff Coke toot lines blast rails nose candy devil's dandruff sniffy jiffy power flower. come on Sam get with the program"
SALLY:"Dickie when you're talking to me all I hear is brick wall waterfall dickie thinks he got it all but he don't and i do so boom with that attitude peace punch cap'n crunch i've got something you can't touch bang bang choochoo train wind me up I do my thing reeces pieces seven up you mess with me i'll mess you up."
ANOTHER GREAT LINE, ALTHOUGH ALREADY SAID IS
"Excuse me, but aren't you a little big for a stroller?"
"Excuse me, but aren't you a little big for a sidewalk? Whoo folks hide the wicker furniture. China sorry about the tremors but this lady needs her mail!"
ANOTHER LINE
DICKIE: Okay but you realize this like me asking you to take your top off-Which is CaRazy right?
AND ANOTHER
Cindy,"He had a nice haircut so I was tricked into thinking he was okay"
ONE MORE ALTHOUGH THERE ARE MANY MORE THAN I CAN TYPE UP
"And when ze Gurtrudes come home, I will find ze rabbit and think it died of natural cauces"
ONE MORE
"That is a sign from Hell, it means you should move out of that house! Devil rabbit Devil rabbit wooooooo!"
"FORMER CHILD STARS ARE PEOPLE TOO
THEY'RE ALL THE SAME AS YOU AND YOU AND YOU
SO WE ASK THIS SIMPLE QUESTION, HOW CAN IT BE
THAT YOU OCCASIONALLY DON'T RESPECT THEIR DIGNITY
AND AS THEY MAKE THEIR WAY THROUGH LIFE
LONG AFTER THE SPOTLIGHTS FADED
THERE ARE THINGS SOME OF YOU DO
THAT MAKE THEM WANT TO BE SEDATED
WE LOVE BEING CHILD STARS ON YOUR TELEVISION
BUT PLEASE STOP GIVING US CRAP OR WHE'LL HAVE A HEAD ON COLISION
THANKS FOR LETTING ME IN YOUR LIVING ROOM
TO ENTERTAIN YOU BEFORE BED
BUT IF ONE MORE PERSON CALLS ME MARCIA
I'LL BUST HIS F^(#!*G HEAD
SHE'S VERY GREATFUL JUST LIKE SHE SAID
BUT PLEASE DON'T CALL HER MARCIA OR SHE'LL BUST YOUR FEAKING HEAD
SO I'LL BE SITTING ALONE IN ARBYS
PEOPLE SAY THINGS TO MAKE ME SEE RED
HEY EDDIE, WHERE'S HERMAN MUNSTER?
WELL PAL FOR TEN YEARS NOW HE'S BEEN DEAD
OUR CO-STARS ARE NOT US SO PLEASE DON'T ASK
OR WE'LL TAKE THAT PHONE AND SHOVE IT
RIGHT UP YOUR DUMB FAT ASS
HEY LUCY WHERE'S JR?
COME ON Y'ALL LET'S BE REALISTIC
ONE MORE HEY JOANIE WHERE'S CHACHIE AND I'LL GO BALISTIC!
I'll stop now cause I don't wanna bore you
PeAcE!
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