Favorite quotes?



The Skeleton: Hi, Betty!

For whatever reason, my sister and I cracked up everytime the Skeleton spoke.


Live, live, live! Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!

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Dr. Fleming: "I think he's dead now."
Animala: "How do you know?"
Dr. Fleming: "I don't know." - dead silence

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Dr. Fleming: "Let the skeleton wedding begin."

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The fight between the skeleton and the mutant and all that grunting.

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The Farmer: "Stay on this road here, past Dead Man's Curve, you'll come to an old fence, called The Devil's Fence. From there, go on foot till you come to a valley known as The Cathedral Of Lost Soap. Smack in the center is what they call Forgetful Milkman's Quadrangle. Stay right on The Path Of Staring Skulls and you come to a place called Death Clearing. Cabin's right there, can't miss it."

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Kro-Bar: "Obviously there is much humor in what you say."

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I like the dialogue when the Marvans are panicking when the door doesn't work.

"They'll know, they'll know everything!"

I also liked:
"That's for you to figure out, that's not my problem, I sleep now."
And:
"How can you strangle that which does not breathe?"

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"You can call me Ranger Brad."

"Ranger Brad...I like that."

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"I wonder..." "I also wonder." is probably my favorite. Along with "I sleep now", of course.

I actully thought this movie was funnier before I knew it was a comedy and made in 2001.

Every time you read this signature, an orphaned puppy gets fed into a meat grinder.

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The whole movie is hilarious! And, wolfofmoonandsun? I can't stop reading your signature, no matter how much I disliked to read it in the first place. Poor, poor puppies and it's all my fault! STOP READING IT!!! NOO! -bangs head into keyboard several times- Bad! Bad! Stoppit! It's like I can't stop reading it. There's something wrong, but it's something I can't touch or feel or put my finger on.

"This horrible mutilation has a whole lot of people on a whole lot of edges." ~Ranger Brad

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This movie was chockful of awesome one-liners, but my personal favorite was something like: "It's okay;, you're among friends now....alien friends."

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I sorta like, "I also wonder."

And whatever the line was that ended in "in the crash that we had," was great.

And, while not a line, the footage of the squrrals is hysterical.

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Dr. Paul Armstrong: What shall you have us do?

Skeleton: Shut up.

XD HAHAHAHA

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"No matter who wins...Minorities lose..."

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"crumbs!"--- animala.

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Skeleton: "Stop that giggling. It's making me uncomfortable."

Gotta love when the aliens are bound by "mental ropes" and Dr. Paul Armstrong doesn't believe their story. Cut to Skeleton: "I SLEEP NOW." Aliens drop their arms, give loud gasps. Dr. Armstrong: "Well that proves it."

I've never yelled at the television so much in my life.

If you have the dvd, watch the movie with the commentary on. After transforming themselves into humans, Kro-Bar picks up the stick that he used to prop up the trans-mutatron and throws it into the woods. The actors in the commentary say "Why did you throw the stick?" The actor playing Kro-Bar says "I don't know. Seemed like the thing to do at the time."

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It's hard to find a line in that movie that isn't funny.

My friends and I keep joking about "doing science."

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Fleming: "Atmospherium for you...Atmospherium for me."
Kro Bar: "Some for you...and some for us!"

And the rest of that whole scene where Fleming schemes with Kro Bar and Lattis.

Animala: "Do the rock dance!"

"Animala...." "Skeleton..."

Kro Bar: "You can't make aliens dance! You don't know what you're tampering with!"

Skeleton: "Who dares wake the lost skeleton? Oh, it's you, the stupid one."

Me and my kids love this film and talk like the skeleton all the time:

Dad: "Bring the lunchbox to the kitchen. Bring the lunchbox to the kitchen."

Also useful are "I sleep now", "Tip tip tip tip tip tip" and "Fold yourself in the middle."

Also, we have brought other characters into it: eg Stewie Griffin from Family Guy:

Skeleton: "Bring the meteor to the skeleton."
Stewie: "Who the devil are you? And what the devil is atmospherium?

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Why shake hands when we can touch other things. ...like lips.

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Suffice to say, the skeleton had the best dialouge in the whole film, particularly "I sleep now".

If I told you, you would not know; you simply would have been told.

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