Favorite quotes?
The Skeleton: Hi, Betty!
For whatever reason, my sister and I cracked up everytime the Skeleton spoke.
Live, live, live! Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!share
The Skeleton: Hi, Betty!
For whatever reason, my sister and I cracked up everytime the Skeleton spoke.
Live, live, live! Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!share
We take our horrible mutilations seriously around here!
Just about every single one of Ranger Brad's lines.
Follow me. climb down these rocks like I do.
I'm tagging Paul, I'm tagging.
and Ranger Brad saying he didn't mean to throw a damper on things, he didn't want to throw anything at all.
Amish terrarium!
share"I also wonder"
"Yeah, if you like scenery"
"I don't know. Nothing I can put my finger on. Not something I can see or touch or feel. But something I can't quite see or touch or feel or put my finger on."
Man, I loved this movie. I think it's ridiculous that some folks just didn't get it (like Roger Ebert).
It's actually a whole scene -
'Listen, I don't wanna frighten you folks, but a farmer nearby was horribly mutilated, and I thought I should tell other folks, folks like yourselves, so that maybe, just maybe, you wouldn't be horribly mutilated too.'
'Well, I've certainly never been horribly mutilated but I don't wanna start now, thank you!'
'Well this certainly throws a damper on the evening.'
'Well again I didn't mean to throw a damper, believe me, that's the last thing I'd like to throw. I don't wanna throw anything at all, really. But when folks are horribly mutilated I feel it's my job to tell others. We take our horrible mutilations seriously up in these parts'
"What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?"
That scene still has me laughing till my eyes well up with tears. I love it! Even after seeing it more than 50 times it still cracks me up.
share"Amish Terarium, It's inhumane to keep the amish in glass cages."
share"Bend at the waist"--kro-bar before sitting down.
Oh, and "I'm a scientist, I don't believe in anything."
"Oderint dum metuant"--Caligula
Definetly when ranger brad says something like
"I'm Ranger Brad, some people call me Ranger Brad, and thats what I'm here for."
or also when he says "I don't mean to scare you folks but we have had a horrible mutation around these parts."
Or... "You don't know the lost skeleton of cadavra, but you will."
or just the whole movie.
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"Who?"
"You must remember one thing: friends are just enemies who don't have the guts to kill you."
"Fold yourself in the middle"
"Skeletons have always hated me!"
"This must be Earth-sharing!"
"Fold yourself in the middle"
"Skeleton's have always hated me!"
"This must be Earth sharing!"
No, the best line is definitely:
"Aliens? Us? Is this one of your Earth jokes?
"Paul, is it much farther? My legs are already starting to feel like two heavy slow things!"
"...I don't know. As a scientist, I just wish I could appreciate more things like...cabins. Bicycles."
"Now see here, what's got my cows so all-fired riled? It's okay, Bossy, I'm here now. There there, Bossy, there there. No. No! You're not Bossy! YOU'RE NOT BOSSY!!!"
"Our mutant must be around here somewhere."
"Quiet day. I certainly hope someone needs a forest ranger here sometime."
"All skeletons are against me, they always have been. Even as a child, I was hated by skeletons!"
"Stop your blubbering, mortal fool."
"I'll seem suspicious if I come alone. I know...those forest animals standing right there have given me an idea. I watched the aliens work this thing - maybe if I make myself a date, I won't seem so alone! Never thought I'd have a date with an animal."
"What's wrong? Why doesn't this entrance open?"
"TipTipTipTipTipTipTipTipTipTipTipTip"
My friends and I say that all the time
... don't you see how that gave us away?"
I *love* that line.
"Paul! You hardly touched your tapioca!"
"You skinny, boney idiot!"
"Must... get... Amish terrarium..."
"Dance, Paulie! Dance for Animala!"
And even though it's not a line, I love when the aliens are trying to navigate the cabin stairs.
"On Marva, grapes are too sacred to step on on Marva."
"Mutants are basically dumb brutes. They lack the mental capcity!" while shake his head side to side.
shareI also like your soft cloth funnel, Betty
Tip tip tip tip tip tip tip.
I fear I'm afraid were desperately lost, I'm afraid.
I don't mind sitting, sometimes
Things like this just don't happen! Noises? Noises in the woods?
Moons? Teaspoons? That's all gibberish to me I'm afraid.
I don't have answers Paul.
"A space ship?" "Yes, Betty, It's just like your house only it travels through space."
This space wine is delicious.