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I AM THE MAN TO FREE YOU FROM THE MATRIX{man born inside}**MUST READ**


hi there...

if you have any questions about the matrix or me..please ask?
because i am the man born inside the matrix.this might seem like a prank to you,but i am for real.THE MATRIX IS REAL...
i will give you a description of how i have done this...

first of all...
1.i supervised the making of artificial intelligence.
2.i am the leader of the real world.
3.i am the man who built zion.
4.i built zion with asistance from artificial intelligence before it went bad.
5.i am the man who blacked out the sun.
6.i am the man who programed the making of the matrix into artificial intelligence.i did this as a measure against the human race being wiped out of existence.
7.when i blacked out the sun,i put topic number 6 into use.because when i blacked out the sun i knew that the machines would use us for energy.
8.i am the worlds smartest man.
9.i am a genius with computers.
10.my iq is 250.
11.i hacked the matrix so i could jack in and free peoples minds.
12.i built zion in 2069.
13.it is close to 2099 in the real world.
14.i have been on a 24 year mission to save you.
15.people in the real world are good.
16.the movies are real.the matrix is a true story.
17.i wrote the matrix movies.
18.i am in cryostasis in zion at this moment.that way i dont need to be fed,or my hair wont grow long.and i am still 24 years old in the real world.
19.i dont look totally the same in the real world.
20.i put myself under the operation to fit the hole in the back of my head.
21.i am a very good man.
22.i made the oracle.the oracle is my mother in the matrix.she raised me,and until 10 months ago i thought that she was my real mother.
23.i have a connection with the architect.
24.i hacked the matrix.i also hacked the architect.he is at my whim at the moment.i have changed the matrix to do my bidding.
25.the matrix is a program,and it goes a particular way.i cannot change things in the matrix.they are already programed by me.
26.i am not responsible for deaths in the matrix.i altered the least i could when i hacked the matrix.
27.i left the matrix a bad place.if i made it good,noone would want to leave.
28.i went through hell and back{literally}to free you.
29.it took 3 years while i was getting punished by the architect to realise that this is the matrix.
30.the architect destroyed my life so i would accept the matrix.
31i know the oracle and architect programs very well.
32.i have a audio connection within my mind with the architect.
33.there are no agents in this first version of the matrix.
34.the machines thought that they had got everyone into the matrix,thus they didnt catch me.so there is no virus protection in the matrix.
35.neo will be real.i have programed neo to be made.i hacked the matrix.therefore i created the anomaly.
36.i am partly responsible for the next version of the matrix.
37.the architect cant undo what ive done.
38.programs cant think.they do what they are told to do by the matrix system.
39.my name is matthew dexter.matthew dexter isnt my real name in the real world.but my first name is matt.
40.i made the prophecy.
41.i am responsible for morpheus and trinity.
42.people unplugged from the second version of the matrix are partly programed.
43.people unplugged from this version will not be programed.i am installing goodness and pureness into you.and i will also raise your intelligence level higher.
44.no man will ever kill another man in zion.
45.people are put on racks in the real world.the pod system is yet to be invented.but children are born in pods at this very moment.
46.nothing is real in this world.
47.the merovingian will be a real program in the matrix.
48.i am doing things at this very moment to free you.
49.zion has more entertainment than in the movies.
50.yes you will have to eat that white sloppy food.
51.yes you will be free of the matrix.
52.zion is a bigger place in reality.
53.people in zion will be good.
54.i know that this place is the matrix.
55.i am giving you a month of what you want in the matrix,after you understand that you are getting out of the matrix.
56.i get out of the matrix a month in advance of everyone else.i need time to prepare my rescue.
57.everyone will survive the unplugging process.once you understand that you will be free.there will no harm to you.
58.the machines absolutley have no idea what is going on.deus ex machina does not correspond with the matrix in any way as yet.
59.the machines dont care about the matrix.they think that all humans are in the matrix.all they care about is their power.
60.the machines have you on food which does not create waste products.
the machines also have you on a drug which prevents you from growing hair.

if you have any questions please ask..
just know that you should not feel ashamed about understanding this.
many people think i am joking and playing pranks to scare people.but im not out to scare people.i am out to free people.THIS IS NO JOKE.
I AM THE MAN BORN INSIDE THE MATRIX.and everybody will believe.

just remember.if you have any important questions.please ask?

thankyou...

FREE YOUR MINDS

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I'm not sure on the legalities of it, but you do know that there is a possibility that you could actually be sued for all of this. Claiming that you’re the sole creator of the matrix franchise and trying to take credit for another person/persons idea is kind of borderline copyright infringement. But I guess plagiarism doesn’t apply in the "Matrix" does it ya tool.

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what the hell is wrong with this guy? either hes a huge matrix nerd or hes a retard nutjob with no life, no job, the matrix films, and alot of cocaine and time on his hands.

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This is hardly worth my time replying, just as that was a tota waste of time him writing. Did anyone actually bother reading past about point 4?

Please say no.

A24

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Hey Matt, give me some proof and then I will believe you, huh?

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Mate to put it simply you are a stooge u need to get a chick a scoota if you have to just sumthin to take your mind off of movies games BIG ass glasses coz theres no doubt in my mind you are a nerd stereotypical most probably with the erkal glasses and the pants pulled passed the waist now heres what i propose a Scoota for you coz your mates cant kill ya coz you road her coz you have no mates also i think you should get contacts maybe sumthin called a life aswell get out of mommy and daddys basement and look for chics

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*sigh*I wish i was like neo.....ANYWAY!!!
YOU FREAKIN SUXX0RZ!!!

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If you were REALLY the Leader of the matrix, why wait now to try to free us and why do it in this manner?

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p.s. Nice Try

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I hate you so much mattdexx. I want to kill you. If you don't stop posting this *beep* I will kill you. You are giving the name Matt a bad reputation, which obviously means my name is Matt, or I wouldn't care. Everybody *beep* hates you. You have no friends. You should commit suicide now. *beep* off you *beep* *beep*

Thank you for your time.

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This is clearly the result of ADHD mixed with Expoda Pop popcorn and sherbert fizz. =D

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This is perhaps the funniest thread I've ever seen these three long years on IMDb. Excuse me while I die laughing.



Say "toy boat" ten times fast.

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What if Santa Clause rode into my living room on a rhino with tendonitis screaming, "Monkey shoeshine horse videos!"? Exactly...

Say "toy boat" ten times fast.

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He blacked out the sun AND is trying to free us from the matrix?

Who's side are you on?

"Hey Earl. I wanna catch that pretty red dot on your back..."

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hahhahahahha i tried a similar gag on IRC

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wait... what did this guy right above me just say?

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You may also be legally psychotic...you should probably seek some professional help. Movies should be taken at face value. They are only movies, you weirdos give fans a bad name. I love the Matrix universe...but make no outlandish claims pertaining to the authenticity of a fictional realm. Go back to playing Everquest, or Warcraft and leave normal people alone you psychotic freak.

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