the best lines in phoenix nights
what do you think the best lines are
they are so many to choose from
heres my favs anyway
"it really does bring a tear to a japs eye"
"get up ya girl"
or "totally covered in piss"
what do you think??
Love this programme! wish they'd do another series!
When the students are going to the funny farm
'Do you take NUS?'
Max 'I dont take none ov that sh*t luv, n neither will you if ya know whats gud for ya! My bodies a temple!'
That guy wants the room for the kids to practice that play thing in
'So can we have that room then?'
Brian 'If it were up to me....'
'It is..'
'No ya cant!'
'There is a horse in my caberet suite'
When he knocks that woman with his wheel chair instead of saying sorry he goes
'Well if you'd move!'
After Paddy has bought some pr0n on their way to France...
Max: You'll go blind. You only get a bucket and a half.
Paddy: Really?
Max: That's all I got.
Love the way that Potter drank whisky out of a vase for the entire first series because he couldn't reach the optic too!
a classic people tend to miss is the guy on crime time saying ' police probe Leeds girl snatch, can you help?'
share"can't we disguise it?"
- "yeah yeah we'll put a wooley hat on it and say it's you"
Jerry - 'Im a little teapot, short and stout, heres my handle, heres my...ooh im a suger bowl!'
Jerry singing "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" after drinking sake when he's taken all his pills.
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Also when Brian and Beverley are on the bed and she tells him she has somethiing to tell him.
Brian: You didn't used to be a man ... like Hayley? (brilliant! if you're familiar with Coronation street)
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Brian: What's that on your face?
Young Kenny: It's foundation.
Brian: Who's - Michael Jackson's?
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"Simply do not ask me what this is all about, parce que je ne sais pas, mes chers!"
Brian - I just don't see why they should be throwing medals at boat people. I mean, how hard can it be to ride a boat?
Young Kenny - Ooo, I dunno. You've really got to hold on, and persevere.
Les - No, you don't ride a boat, you row a boat.
Young Kenny - Oh boat! I thought you said goat.
or...
Jerry - What's the matter with me? I'll tell you what's the matter with me. Me first week as licensee, I'm stood here looking like a gay Satan cos somebody sold all me clothes on the jumble. I've been rolled round the car park all day dressed as a hernia and I've got 12 people in casualty with rubber burns.
Brian - Rubber Burns? Weren't he a Scottish Poet?
"There is a horse in my cabaret suite"
[RE. Jerry's CD]
"'Sex Bomb', 'She Bangs She Bangs' ...oh, all the hits. 'The Drugs Don't Work' They should do, you've had enough, what you on now!?!"
"Why is there a bike on the wall?"
I know it's not a quote but I love Brian's umberella hat in S2 Ep 1. Lol!!
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Max, looking at his new diver's watch ordered of the TV.
*beep* I'm out of oxygen!'
Classic.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever.
During the auditions part at the end with the woman who fires ping pong balls from her 'special area' and there firing out like a machine gun brian goes 'WHere they comin from she only had four!'
And when brians stair lift gets stuck during a power cut
'Dont panic now what would thora hird do'
'You cant treat me like this im not one of the beegees'
"Ooooh, my angina!"
share"You've got to have eyes in the back of your head in this game"
Shop Smart - Shop S-Mart
"It's a beautiful language isnt it Patrick?"
"What is it?"
"Havent got a clue"