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100 funniest moments on Curb


1. Rosie O'Donnell chasing Larry up the stairs (and apparently catching him, judging from his off-camera screams)

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15. Larry in the clinic talking to the dr about his little friend with the genital problem and the dr assuming Larry is a pedophile.





"I am always happy to engage in POLITE discourse."

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16. In the Porno Gil episode when Larry says they should stop and get some Tabasco on the way home. I did laugh out loud at that and then how pissed Cheryl is--one of the very few times I agreed with her. "Do you think this is FUNNY, Larry?" hahahaha



"Why couldn't the monkey arrange this from INSIDE the garbage can?"

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17. When Larry eats Jesus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xtJrH0IHso

"I thought he was a monkey" 

18. When Larry loses his teeth.

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19. What about when Wandering Bear cures the dog and it wakes up to chase Larry down the street.
20. The gravestone at the end of Black Swan, "Mother of Larry David, As$hole and Swan Killer".
21. Susie's rant when she found the doll beheaded.
22. Larry's argument with the president of NBC over the missing shrimp.

I could go on for so long.

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23. [points to plane ticket] "What's the name right here, is it your name? No, it's mine - Chris Darga. See if this were yours it would say Fücking Douchebag".

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24.
after larry's assistant asks about the tickle in his anus.
larry's assistant: "look, i think i've given you the wrong impression ok, larry's anus is fine -"
larry "SHUT THE *beep* UP OK? SHUT. THE *beep*. UP."
*assistant stares back in shock*

funniest moment in tv history

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25. When Larry meets the head of the kidney transplant list and he's a devout Jew and Larry pretends to be devout and fakes yiddish.

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"..I hurt my freakin back...and it's making it hard to kvell!"

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On the ski lift: "What are you fu**kin' nuts?

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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26. The dog stomping in Season 6.

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LOL. Mike The Exterminator. I wanna go! I love Grease and I'd love to go with you, Larry. :)

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"I put it to you that you took the Mickey Mantle ball, stashed it in your unusually large vagina...."

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27. Ted Danson sending the pie to Larry's table in "Denise Handicapped"


28. Larry driving John McEnroe around in the limo from "The Freak Book".

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29. Leon answering Larry's cell phone when Hal (Tim Meadows) calls. "Barack Obama, I'm the president of gettin' in dat ass."

30. Dr. Bright (Steve Coogan) getting arrested immediately after the fake purse snatching.

I'm better than you.

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31. Larry's reluctance to take Susie to the fire in his car, and the camera going back and forth between them when she was having the orgasm.

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When was that?

I'm better than you.

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It was the New York season and the episode with Bill Buckner and that crazy coach / mechanic ("Why is Buckner on my team???").

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39. Larry getting into it with the cops after they wanted to forgive vandalism on Halloween. "It's not Felony-a-treat!

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heh yes. does the trick extend to a felony?? ..with all due respect sir that is a look that you're cultivating to be fashionable, we don't really consider you part of the bald community.

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"What's next? Trick or treat - bang bang?" I love his description of the teen as "Elviraish"

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LOL !! yes elvira-ish and the cop is like "oh so maybe she WAS in costume?" so good

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