Boring!

"Boring" does sound appropriate, though I think I would rather say it's frustrating; I did catch occasional glimpses of greatness in there, buried under all the relentless, overbearing self-indulgence.

Also, for all I've heard about the cinematography and the long takes, I found both completely underwhelming. Films like Miraculous Virgin (1967) or Season of Monsters (1987) completely outclass it in those regards, and they were made decades earlier.