What would the pandemic be like in Stars Hollow?

Luke would complain about it.

Taylor would have organised all these "town meetings " online.

Unfortunately the original article is gone, but here is another in the same vein:
https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/756070-gilmore-girls-covid-19-edition-heres-what-stars-hollow-residents-are-up-to-in-quarantine