There are so many legendary lines in this film
My favourites are thus;
Was your daddy a meat burgler? Cos it looks like he stole two fine hams and stuck em down your pants.
"Im like Mother Teresa. Only of boning"
"You have what they call homo un-erectus. That is when your wang is hugified not by a woman but by a man"
"Lance you are clearly gay, and that cool, but you tried to lube me up and that not cool"
Safe
"NOOOOOO!!!" **Will Ferrell dives for the gun, then poses with it**... "I'm sorry that was way to dramatic. I'm actually with these guys, you're alright in my book"
"Hey, it's a lady!"
"Man, I'd like to take a bite outta yo butt"
"I speed write, and my loose leaf's my launch pad"
"Some people call it Asia. But I call it freaky-deaky sex world."
No canned cheese or g-strings? How am I supposed to celebrate New Years?
"...up the yellow river to bangkok..."
shareSo many, some I use regularly would be:
'It is the fault of the wang. I should cut this thing off'
'Ooh, it's a lady!'
'You a bad mailman.'
'Well, listen baby. My car, uh, doesn't exist, so...'
'Yeah, well, you suffer from homo-unerectus. That means your wang is hugeified not by a woman but by a man.'
'Listen sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?'
all day this has been running through my head sice I saw it this morning. when they sing,
"I'm gonna kill that dirty bastard."
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I like your show,I admire your style, but your pays so cheap, I won't be back for a while.
I have been with a lot of women from the lowliest bus station skank, to the highest most sophisticated, debutant... Bus station skank.
People who dont punch their ponies make me sick
10-4 Apricot!
shareI know it's been said but that fish sandwich line is just too perfect.
Can I buy you a fish sandwich?
So you don't want a fish sandwich?
My car don't exist so the bus is what we will be taking.