There are so many legendary lines in this film
My favourites are thus;
Was your daddy a meat burgler? Cos it looks like he stole two fine hams and stuck em down your pants.
"Im like Mother Teresa. Only of boning"
"You have what they call homo un-erectus. That is when your wang is hugified not by a woman but by a man"
"Lance you are clearly gay, and that cool, but you tried to lube me up and that not cool"
Safe
It is the fault of the wang, I should cut this thang off!
You sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof o' yer mouth.
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I think he said in the movie about a sexual move called "the over the shoulder crag dangle" that just sounds funny.
sharemy favorite is "it is the fault of the wang!"
i have said that s0o0o0o much just to get out of *beep* and it WORKS
"Well how bout I come on over and go to town on you're money and your as s."
hahahahaha
How big...can you make...this truck? - dOUG johnson
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Fun
shareDamn, where do I begin? Not sure if I have these right, they're just off the top of my head...
1. [On the PA System at Comiskey] "If you are rich and I boned you, please meet me at the peanut cart...If you are rich and would like to be boned, please meet me at the peanut cart..."
2. "My body was sore...from the training..."
3. "Medically speaking...exactly how quickly does the semen leave your wang?"
4. "No, that is working just fine..."
5. Julie: "Leon, who are these women and why do you feel you need to sleep with all of them?"
Leon: "Well, let me see, have you had sex?"
Julie: "Yes Leon, I've had sex."
Leon: "Well there you go."
"I must be a clumbsy mailman"
"Your a bad mailman."
"Have you ever considered a missionary position?"
"Yea lets talk about something else"
do it in the butt
shareNow how about I go over there and go to town on yo money and yo ass.
share*coughs* *coughs* So like I was saying: doggy-style.
In medical terms: The Hershey Highway.
damn
shareThis movie cracks me up!
Everyone mentioned the best ones...
The Rick Astley poster part is hilarious.
The nun part is classic.
"Have you ever understood the joys of a missionary position?"
When he's sneaking out of the bar and will ferrell is like "We're going to kill him. And we're going to cut off his tiny little pecker"
Then as he's halfway out the door he goes "Tiny little pecker? You not talking about Leon Ph-"
"THATS HIM!"
this movie is too good
"Attention ladies: if you are rich and I have boned you, please meet me by the nacho cart. If you are rich and would like to be boned, please meet me by the nacho cart."
shareMy favorite part is when they are playing the tape for the radio station manager and every time he fast forwards it's Leon saying "Doin' it in the butt" and then the last time he speeds it up it's Leon coughing, the manager relaxes and Leon on the tape says "Anyway, doin' it in the butt..."
Lets put a SMILE on that face!
great
sharethe song the angry mob is singing when they go looking for him.
I only saw this twice on comedy central,I have got to buy it!
The Nun skit is one of my favorites!
but when Leon is looking for 'Sweet Thang' and is pointing to a map of China.
"We'll start our search here. This is a map of China, also known as 'Freaky, Deaky Sex World."